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From: Unidentified Bacteria
Reply-To: badluck@sick_as_hell.org
Sent: Friday, September 22, 2006 5:32 PM
To: derek@a_provocateur.livejournal.com
Subject: Re: Please, please, don't let me get sick.
Dear Derek,
We are happy to inform you that your request for an illness has been processed and you should be feeling the effects within minutes of receiving this email. By Saturday morning, you should be sicker than a dog. Your symptoms will include nausea, bronchial inflammation, and a general inability to pull yourself out of bed. If for any reason you are not sicker than a dog by the time your family shows up for Christmas, let us know immediately and we will expedite your sickness. Thanks again for your continued disregard for your own health.
Sincerely,
Unidentified Bacteria
Note: If you are not Derek, and have not been burning the candle at both ends, then disregard this email.
Reply-To: badluck@sick_as_hell.org
Sent: Friday, September 22, 2006 5:32 PM
To: derek@a_provocateur.livejournal.com
Subject: Re: Please, please, don't let me get sick.
Dear Derek,
We are happy to inform you that your request for an illness has been processed and you should be feeling the effects within minutes of receiving this email. By Saturday morning, you should be sicker than a dog. Your symptoms will include nausea, bronchial inflammation, and a general inability to pull yourself out of bed. If for any reason you are not sicker than a dog by the time your family shows up for Christmas, let us know immediately and we will expedite your sickness. Thanks again for your continued disregard for your own health.
Sincerely,
Unidentified Bacteria
Note: If you are not Derek, and have not been burning the candle at both ends, then disregard this email.