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i dont have any fun pictures, because i hated what EVERYONE wore to the oscars. or if i didnt hate it, i tried really hard to like it- and pretended to- but mainly could fool myself because it was sparkly. but in the end, it was not ok. i'm very sad about this. just a few comments- nicole you were almost flawless, but PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD and COLOR go back to at least a strawberry red hair color. you are transparent. i appreciate that you're pale. but like, you only get one aspect. you've chosen your skin. now lets give up on the hair please. thanks. reese, you're adorable and i loved the sparkles. but the dress made you look about a foot and a half tall. oh look at mini reese on stage. they must have gotten her a mini microphone to talk into. but its ok because you gave the best speech ever. keira, you broke my heart. how on earth did you manage to make yourself unnattractive? i'm at a loss for words. everyone loved michelle williams. but like...eh. i thought the color was bold yes, but ugly. you could have gone bold without the ugly factor. loved the hair and makeup though, well done. also, well done on snagging heath. you can wear whatever you want. and also you just had a baby- why are you 10 pounds? i hate you. but i kind of love you. but then i remember "matilda" and i hate you on your child's behalf. jessica alba was the closest to well dressed- too bad she lost like 10 pounds and her breasts looked like tiny dome measuring cups pushed together to create the illusion of some body fat. amy adams you are adorable. your dress is hideous. whats with the flap things in front? take those off and you could have a cute dress.
i could go on a lot olonger, but i'm a sick and twisted person.
i can't believe i'm posting this.
i could go on a lot olonger, but i'm a sick and twisted person.
i can't believe i'm posting this.