DOES YOUR CAT HAVE HAIR???

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WELL IF NOT....I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU....SHU'S HAIR CLUB FOR CATS!!!! ITS ONLY $99.99 plus shipping and handling
AND HERE ARE SOME OF OUR SATISFIED CUSTOMERS...



AND IF YOUR STILL NOT CONVINCED....SHE IS!!!



AND IF YOU BUY 15 YOU GET A FREE FERRET!!!!



AND IF YOUR STILL NOT SATISFIED AFTER THE 30 DAY FREE TRIAL PERIOD....THEN YOUR FUCKED CUZ THERE ARE NO REFUNDS.