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The girls decided to dump the boys, so we bought them breakfast and told them to hit the road. They were a little bit nicer than that, but hey no problem with me, it wasn't like I was the one becoming all friendly with strange hitchhikers...I'm not bitter, I swear.
We finally arrived at the Grand Canyon. I tell ya, the Internet can be deceiving. You think you're going on a nice horse trail with some American guides, and you end up on a donkey, mule, ass thing with some guy named Carlos asking you if he can "toca las tetas?" Yea, never again...never again. I took French in high school, so I sorta had to look up what that meant when I got back to my laptop. If I had known how inappropriate it was, I would have slapped someone. By the way, spending like 6 hours on the back of a mule sucks! I need to go sit on a bag of ice.
It's our last night at the Grand Canyon. Tomorrow we head for Vegas! Ok, I am beyond excited about this. Gambling, drinking, and having a good time with the girls, how could things get any better than that?! You know, unless I get the drunken orgy I was promised!
We finally arrived at the Grand Canyon. I tell ya, the Internet can be deceiving. You think you're going on a nice horse trail with some American guides, and you end up on a donkey, mule, ass thing with some guy named Carlos asking you if he can "toca las tetas?" Yea, never again...never again. I took French in high school, so I sorta had to look up what that meant when I got back to my laptop. If I had known how inappropriate it was, I would have slapped someone. By the way, spending like 6 hours on the back of a mule sucks! I need to go sit on a bag of ice.
It's our last night at the Grand Canyon. Tomorrow we head for Vegas! Ok, I am beyond excited about this. Gambling, drinking, and having a good time with the girls, how could things get any better than that?! You know, unless I get the drunken orgy I was promised!