I have a header now! I am impressed with myself. I actually managed to (1) put text on an image, (2) upload said image to Photobucket (which I joined like five minutes ago), and (3) actually get the image onto my journal. And all without causing my computer to explode! Needless to say, I feel l33t.
Most people won't know the painting - which is a shame - but it's "In the Grass" by Arthur Hughes, tweaked slightly with my amazing paint skills.
However, this is not how essays get written, or how books get read. *grumbles*
Also: Look!!! Look at the crappy icon I have made! See how I desecrate art!