Hahaha I love your questions. And ANSWERING THEM! Woo.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Cause God doesn't talk like the loony people think he does..
Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Something about skin pigment
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? people are reallllly stupid
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? you can't breath for awhile. I think eventually it'd thaw out though
Can you get cornered in a round room? I'm thinking no..
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? cause it only takes 30 seconds to pee but you could take up that parking space for hours! (maybe it IS illegal and we don't know it!)
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? According to Dhante Aligherblahabl the inner most part of hell surrounding Satan is ice.
Since bread is square, then why is a lot of sandwich meat round? ooh I really like that square ham sandwich meat.. mmm.
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? The questions have stumped me.
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? AHAHAHAHA thats hilarious!
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? yes I believe you would. and that would be funny.
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet? there are too many deer so they encourage people to kill them not breed them. I think.
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible? I dunno. I think the Bible doesn't have a lot to do with that anymore. Some places don't even use it.
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? to CONFUSE the crap outta us.
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? oooh good one. louse money hungry churches!! Not all churches are money hungry though. some just need a little money to.. keep the heat on and stuff
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.. BAHAHA maybe the strip tease would arouse them.
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought? uhhhh
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Cause God doesn't talk like the loony people think he does..
Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Something about skin pigment
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? people are reallllly stupid
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? you can't breath for awhile. I think eventually it'd thaw out though
Can you get cornered in a round room? I'm thinking no..
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? cause it only takes 30 seconds to pee but you could take up that parking space for hours! (maybe it IS illegal and we don't know it!)
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? According to Dhante Aligherblahabl the inner most part of hell surrounding Satan is ice.
Since bread is square, then why is a lot of sandwich meat round? ooh I really like that square ham sandwich meat.. mmm.
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? The questions have stumped me.
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one? AHAHAHAHA thats hilarious!
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? yes I believe you would. and that would be funny.
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet? there are too many deer so they encourage people to kill them not breed them. I think.
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible? I dunno. I think the Bible doesn't have a lot to do with that anymore. Some places don't even use it.
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
to CONFUSE the crap outta us.
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? oooh good one. louse money hungry churches!! Not all churches are money hungry though. some just need a little money to.. keep the heat on and stuff
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.. BAHAHA maybe the strip tease would arouse them.
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought? uhhhh
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