I'll fight you!

[a_pink_lilly]

Two conversations between my friend/co-worker, Richard and I.

Christine:  You forget, I'm a woman. I can call on my Craziness and do unpredictable things at any time.
Richard: Damn, you're right. I'm just stuck with my inferior rationality....

Richard: I will fight all three of you.
Christine: But there's only one of me.
Richard: Fine. Then I'll break you into three pieces and then fight all three pieces.