Japanese/Spanish language barrier

[a_peaceful_aura]

My location is very nice but I have overestimated my Spanish abilities. When I come for work a translator has always been provided. I have only now discovered a phone number where the government provides a free translating service for tourists. The staff here are -as always- very helpful.

Three very old and very much dead men have decided that I

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[zander_holt]

Senri told me to come bother you. So here I am! Did you miss me? Of course you did!

Sooo, how old today, huh?

[a_peaceful_aura]

... [Wonders if he's supposed to answer the question that _you_ answered :|a]

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[zander_holt]

So, did you do anything exciting? What presents did you get? Etc etc.

[a_peaceful_aura]

A small day trip. A present to myself.

[zander_holt]

What, no one else got you something? Not even Senri? For shame! I will have to lecture him.

[a_peaceful_aura]

I am away. What would I do with gifts?

[zander_holt]

I don't know; I don't know anything about you. You should give me random facts about yourself! That's what I made Senri do earlier.

[a_peaceful_aura]

Ah...?

[zander_holt]

Tell me things! You know, just pick some random stuff. And make them juicy things. Curious minds want to know.

[a_peaceful_aura]

I doubt there is anything that would interest you.

[zander_holt]

I listened to Senri talk about tea ceremonies and flower arranging; I'll listen to anything. Just try me.

[a_peaceful_aura]

Ah yes? I have nothing as interesting.

[zander_holt]

Why do you have to be so difficult? I warn you, I'm stubborn; I can sit here and stare at the screen all day until you tell me something of interest.

[a_peaceful_aura]

Ah, I apologize. What would you like to know?

[zander_holt]

Whatever you feel like telling. You know, your personal history, your dreams and aspirations, how you feel about zombie werewolves, things of that nature.

[a_peaceful_aura]

I have no specific prejudices against zombie werewolves.