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[ yes, that is a rather tear-prone little boy circling a much larger rock in Xanadu, and finding nothing behind it for his trouble -

...then kneeling to start digging at its base... ]

Mas... ter?

[ ...and lying flat to peer through his newly made hole, because clearly a person could try and fit under it. ]

...are you he - Maaaaaaaster?

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[disinheriting]

...just what kind of master are you looking for?

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[a_parting_word]

Oh?

[ VOICE FROM HEAVENS, ARE YOU QUESTIONING HIS WORTH? ]

The best kind...

[a_parting_word]

My master... the only kind!

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[ Also:

TEARS ]

[disinheriting]

U-uh-- don't cry! Seriously-- how do I make you stop?!