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[a_parting_word]

[ yes, that is a rather tear-prone little boy circling a much larger rock in Xanadu, and finding nothing behind it for his trouble -

...then kneeling to start digging at its base... ]

Mas... ter?

[ ...and lying flat to peer through his newly made hole, because clearly a person could try and fit under it. ]

...are you he - Maaaaaaaster?

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[knaveswitness]

Why this is where you'd gone of to.

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[a_parting_word]

[ a... nother... voice... ]

[a_parting_word]

[ the ghost has multiple personality disorder?! ]

[a_parting_word]

Please - please, ghost, don't eat the young master, eat the elder Master Zai, Cook said - Cook said the elder master gained in weight recently, he should be juicier - eat him with... with butter, with...don't eat the young master...

[ single tear, okay. ]

[knaveswitness]

[A single tear? - He can't stand crying brats, single tear or a million.]

I'll eat the father with the son, then, for a more tasty dish~

[a_parting_word]

No, no, no, no, no! I'm... I'm bigger... than the young master, you should. Eat... me instead?

[ this is the resolute face of a noble, self-sacrificing hero!

...

tear. ]

[knaveswitness]

And why would I eat a sniveling brat?

I can't stand the salty taste brought on by crying.

[a_parting_word]

I'll... stop crying? And take a bath in pepper, if you like it better.

[ mari... nate... ]

[knaveswitness]

The bath in pepper is a bit much.

[a_parting_word]

What do I have to do... for you to eat me?

[knaveswitness]

Well first, you'd have to come to my side, I imagine. I can't devour you from here.

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[a_parting_word]

Devour... me... can't you do it in a single bite? Don't you have enough teeth?

[a_parting_word]

I'll do it... I'll do... it...

[ ...device hunt v. 2.1!!! Which results in all the staring, because clearly this ghost is no bigger than a phone. ]

...you're small. You couldn't harm him! I'm not giving you anything!

[knaveswitness]

[This is his best scary voice- in actuality, it is quite intimidating.]

Want to gamble on it?

[a_parting_word]

[ . . . ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA -

[ WAIT. More staring. ]

White... hair... Are you old? Do you still have teeth left, old man ghost?

[knaveswitness]

Enough to devour a person with.

[gnash gnash]