Plea for atonement and amnesty, juxtapose absolvement of possible maledictions
dear reader,
it has come to my attention lately (it being quite far from early) that ill-mannered conjectures have been acted upon irrationally and maliciously. in light off this contingency, i bring forth the confession of my deception and my most sincere apology to the parties affected, including but not limited to the second-party, not-withstanding vindictive informalities, or the third-party, not-withstanding stature of situation remaining incongnizant, but not-witheld due to the event being retroaction concurrent to a non-particpatory partaking of infidelity with first-party, which did not occur, during duration of said second-party's non-marital, non-professional, intimate relationship with first-party, i.e. myself. further information will be disclosed at first-party discretion, and substantially withheld in preservation of the nationally-protected landscape between the federal states of colorado and georgia, and the safety contentions of first-party's aircraft maintenance from due flight united states air base ramstein to united states air base ellsworth with intersecting stops within said flight.
valedictions,
nick.
p.s. madison, stop acting like a fucking two-year old, and quit giving people reasons to justify calling you a bitch.
p.p.s. felicia, you will be my awesome lawyer. thanks for obliviously helping with this.
it has come to my attention lately (it being quite far from early) that ill-mannered conjectures have been acted upon irrationally and maliciously. in light off this contingency, i bring forth the confession of my deception and my most sincere apology to the parties affected, including but not limited to the second-party, not-withstanding vindictive informalities, or the third-party, not-withstanding stature of situation remaining incongnizant, but not-witheld due to the event being retroaction concurrent to a non-particpatory partaking of infidelity with first-party, which did not occur, during duration of said second-party's non-marital, non-professional, intimate relationship with first-party, i.e. myself. further information will be disclosed at first-party discretion, and substantially withheld in preservation of the nationally-protected landscape between the federal states of colorado and georgia, and the safety contentions of first-party's aircraft maintenance from due flight united states air base ramstein to united states air base ellsworth with intersecting stops within said flight.
valedictions,
nick.
p.s. madison, stop acting like a fucking two-year old, and quit giving people reasons to justify calling you a bitch.
p.p.s. felicia, you will be my awesome lawyer. thanks for obliviously helping with this.