This Old Love Rec
This Old Love
Part One - Part Two
Author: rosemending
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: NC-17
Arianne Summarizes: An AU in which Orlando betricks Viggo into believing that he's Viggo's son, and Viggo can't exactly control himself because yes, Orlando is just that hot.
Review
This fic exists as a squick test done by the lovely and talented rosemending, and let me tell you, if you're in the mood for some delicious squick, this is the fic for you.
It's a humorous story based around Orlando switching places with Henry at an airport some years back and finding himself with Viggo as his father. Chaos ensues as Orlando matures, goes through puberty, and generally makes Viggo's life an enormous mess.
The dialogue will make you laugh aloud, and the sheer absurdness of the whole idea will bring delight to any reader. This is cleverly hilarious and wonderfully debauched.
Come on, you know you want to read it!
Some bits I enjoyed:
As the stewardess came and led Orlando away, Henry called out.
"I forgot to say, I think Viggo's kind of gay!"
"What?" Orlando yelled back. "He gets lots of pay?"
"He likes cock!" Henry screamed.
"Oh, okay! I like clocks too!" Orlando gave Henry the thumbs up. "Bye!"
"Bye! And good luck!" Henry shouted. "Dumbass!"
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"I drew you a picture of a clock, daddy look!" Orlando yelled, hitting Viggo in the face with his artwork. "It's a huge, red clock, you like clocks!"
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"It fucking hurts!" Orlando sobbed.
Viggo was inside Orlando's room instantly. Viggo looked pale, standing at the foot of Orlando's bed. After a moment, Viggo was able to compose himself.
"Oh," Viggo stared. "You're having an erection."
"Daddy, I don't want you to see!" Orlando yelled. "No, don't go! I don't know what to do! Daddy, HELP ME."
Viggo gathered Orlando up in his arms, ignoring Orlando's flailing limbs and held Orlando's head, petting his hair.
Orlando curled up against Viggo's chest, drawing his long legs up so that his knees were tucked under his chin.
"I'm leaking all over the bed, and you, daddy," Orlando twisted his hands into fists in Viggo's shirt. "I'm going to die!"
Viggo snorted through his nose.
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Viggo's cock went kaboom all over Orlando's mouth.
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Part One - Part Two
Author: rosemending
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: NC-17
Arianne Summarizes: An AU in which Orlando betricks Viggo into believing that he's Viggo's son, and Viggo can't exactly control himself because yes, Orlando is just that hot.
Review
This fic exists as a squick test done by the lovely and talented rosemending, and let me tell you, if you're in the mood for some delicious squick, this is the fic for you.
It's a humorous story based around Orlando switching places with Henry at an airport some years back and finding himself with Viggo as his father. Chaos ensues as Orlando matures, goes through puberty, and generally makes Viggo's life an enormous mess.
The dialogue will make you laugh aloud, and the sheer absurdness of the whole idea will bring delight to any reader. This is cleverly hilarious and wonderfully debauched.
Come on, you know you want to read it!
Some bits I enjoyed:
As the stewardess came and led Orlando away, Henry called out.
"I forgot to say, I think Viggo's kind of gay!"
"What?" Orlando yelled back. "He gets lots of pay?"
"He likes cock!" Henry screamed.
"Oh, okay! I like clocks too!" Orlando gave Henry the thumbs up. "Bye!"
"Bye! And good luck!" Henry shouted. "Dumbass!"
---
"I drew you a picture of a clock, daddy look!" Orlando yelled, hitting Viggo in the face with his artwork. "It's a huge, red clock, you like clocks!"
---
"It fucking hurts!" Orlando sobbed.
Viggo was inside Orlando's room instantly. Viggo looked pale, standing at the foot of Orlando's bed. After a moment, Viggo was able to compose himself.
"Oh," Viggo stared. "You're having an erection."
"Daddy, I don't want you to see!" Orlando yelled. "No, don't go! I don't know what to do! Daddy, HELP ME."
Viggo gathered Orlando up in his arms, ignoring Orlando's flailing limbs and held Orlando's head, petting his hair.
Orlando curled up against Viggo's chest, drawing his long legs up so that his knees were tucked under his chin.
"I'm leaking all over the bed, and you, daddy," Orlando twisted his hands into fists in Viggo's shirt. "I'm going to die!"
Viggo snorted through his nose.
---
Viggo's cock went kaboom all over Orlando's mouth.
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