XVI.

[a_normal_human]

[Private, unhackable]

I feel like I've turned into one of those guys I always just tried to ignore. I'm freaking light as a feather. All because I saw her smile.

What is this, a cheap romance novel? >>;[Filter to Haruhi

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[vespa_alien]

Is the SOS Brigade short on management?

[a_normal_human]

Well... Short of management, and short on a meaning for its existence...take your pick? Either way, I'm just gonna disband it.

[vespa_alien]

NOT ANYMORE you're not!

[a_normal_human]

[Private] What was this evil wind I felt blow across the back of my neck? It was a sign of things to come. I should've known this at the time.

I should have run. [/Private]

...What was that now?

[vespa_alien]

You don't need the Brigade anymore, right? So you won't mind if I take it.

Do you have a roster?

[a_normal_human]

*blinks*

...

N-no! I mean-- Yes, we have a roster, but-- You can't just TAKE a club! You're don't even go to school, do you?

[vespa_alien]

It's not hard to enroll, right? I'll just start showing up.

[a_normal_human]

[Private] What...the hell. What the HELL. Am I going to let this happen? No! There's no way! [/Private]

*is just standing there and gawking and frozen by the Moe Face* ...

[vespa_alien]

The roster! Gimme the roster.

[a_normal_human]

[Private] There's no way I'm giving you a list that has the names of a bunch of my dear friends on it so that you can force them to do whatever you want with them. I couldn't stand up to Haruhi very well, but I won't make that mistake again...! [/Private]

...

Fine, I'll get it. Give me some time, okay?

[Private] Then again, I don't want her to smash my face in with her guitar.

What? Why are you giving me that face? It's fine, I promise. I need to erase a few names from the roster, and then she can do with it what she wants. If the teachers deny her club, then that's all there is to it. There isn't a teacher in the school that would approve of a club run by that lunatic.

...I think. [/Private]

*comes back a while later and hands her the roster, except that Nagato Yuki's, Asahina Mikuru's, and Fujioka Haruhi's names have been erased from the list as best he could manage*

[vespa_alien]

You sure this is everyone? There'll be punishment if it's not.

[a_normal_human]

*nearly perfect straight face, complete with awkward smile* Of course it is. It should be anyway; it was Haruhi that was keeping track of the roster before, and we haven't added any new members since she disappeared.

[vespa_alien]

Well, it's a start. I can always pick up the recruiting slack on my own.

*Haruko AWAY!*

[a_normal_human]

[Private] ...Please tell me that a teacher will reject her... [/Private]