VII.

[a_normal_human]

................

Just...

Do whatever you want.

[Private, unhackable]

This is the worst. Can I hit restart and go from where I last saved? I'd pay a large sum of money for that ability right at this moment.

I'm doing my best to push thoughts of Bridget being a "he" out of my mind-- Shit. Failed again.

*sigh*[Public

Comments

[heroic_commoner]

*all wearing a dress and everything yes sir*

So does that mean I can stop being your bishonen person or whatever? Awesome.

1/3

[a_normal_human]

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2/3

[a_normal_human]

Dear lord in heaven, what is it this time.

No.

It can't...be...

3/3

[a_normal_human]

Haruhi......

...why are you wearing...

...girl's clothes?

Re: 3/3

[heroic_commoner]

Because I'm a girl, stupid. Why else would I wear them?

1/2

[a_normal_human]

So there it was. This person that I'd developed a rather pleasant friendship with, I'd mistaken their gender. Twice in only a day that the later has been revealed to me. What is a teenage boy to do?

I mean, at least Bridget *looked* like a girl-- Somehow some part of me is yelling at the back of my head that Haruhi already was rather girly from the start, and I was really just being an idiot and not seeing things for what they were.

Another part of me is telling me to be happy about it. I don't really know why, as of right now.

And I'm wondering if those two voices are actually the same.

2/2

[a_normal_human]

...In any case, I won't be able to properly deal with this revelation until after this bizarro disease passes on once again. How many times are we going to repeat this insanity?!

*finally says something aloud* ...That would make sense, wouldn't it.

No choice but to deal with it, I guess, right?

Re: 2/2

[heroic_commoner]

Yeah, seriously.

What was up with that whole bridgade thing, anyway? That's not like you, Kyon.

[a_normal_human]

Girl or no girl, that voice does NOT BELONG WITH THAT FACE. Geh... Bear with it...

Yeah, tell me about it. I'm just going to blame the island's magic. Sorry I...tried to make you the mascot.

Thank god I didn't get a chance to get much further with all that. I'm fairly certain the plans involved Haruhi in a gothic lolita costume, because "girls love crossplay". *shudder*

...I wonder how she would've looked.

--What the hell was that.

[heroic_commoner]

Lighten up! It's not like you did anything perverted or anything, so we can still be friends.

[a_normal_human]

...Thank you, Haruhi-san.

In a way, this is making it easier to start thinking of her like a girl.

[heroic_commoner]

Hey, I can trust your advice, right? So:

*pose!*

How do I look? I'm worried that the skirt might be too long, but Ginko got mad at me with the other one.

[a_normal_human]

......

And in another way, this is making me really, really uncomfortable.

I-It looks...nice? *kinda starting to look away, glancing back, glancing away, glancing back, away*

Actually it almost does-- THERE I GO AGAIN.

THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THERE IS SOMETHING FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG WITH THIS SCENE!

[heroic_commoner]

Nice? *a little disappointed*

Is anything wrong with it?

[a_normal_human]

*starts waving his hands desperately and shaking his head* No-no-no-no-no, it's great! It's great. I think it looks good on you. You look fantastic.

This is bad for my heart.

[heroic_commoner]

Great! I knew I could count on you, Kyon!