Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 50
Monday 12/04
Chuck Norris wins games even when he isn't playing them.
Tuesday 12/05:
The only reason you are conscious right now is that Chuck Norris doesn't feel like carrying you.
Wednesday 12/06:
Your keyboard doesn't have keys. Chuck Norris has the keys.
Thursday 12/07:
Chuck Norris doesn't need your respect -- but he has it anyway.
Friday 12/08:
Chuck Norris can surf with a skateboard and go skateboarding with a surfboard.
Saturday 12/09: & Sunday 1210:
Chuck Norris kicked the world once and it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris wins games even when he isn't playing them.
Tuesday 12/05:
The only reason you are conscious right now is that Chuck Norris doesn't feel like carrying you.
Wednesday 12/06:
Your keyboard doesn't have keys. Chuck Norris has the keys.
Thursday 12/07:
Chuck Norris doesn't need your respect -- but he has it anyway.
Friday 12/08:
Chuck Norris can surf with a skateboard and go skateboarding with a surfboard.
Saturday 12/09: & Sunday 1210:
Chuck Norris kicked the world once and it hasn't stopped spinning.