Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 48
Monday 11/20:
Chuck Norris didn't just hit puberty; he beat the heck out of it.
Tuesday 11/21:
Chuck Norris is never faced with danger. Danger is faced with Chuck Norris.
Wednesday 11/22:
Chuck Norris can turn a black hole white.
Thursday 11/23:
Chuck Norris can make a pile of quicksand into slow sand.
Friday 11/24:
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Saturday 11/25: & Sunday 11/26:
Stop signs were invented to keep you out of Chuck Norris's way.
Chuck Norris didn't just hit puberty; he beat the heck out of it.
Tuesday 11/21:
Chuck Norris is never faced with danger. Danger is faced with Chuck Norris.
Wednesday 11/22:
Chuck Norris can turn a black hole white.
Thursday 11/23:
Chuck Norris can make a pile of quicksand into slow sand.
Friday 11/24:
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Saturday 11/25: & Sunday 11/26:
Stop signs were invented to keep you out of Chuck Norris's way.