Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 44

Oct 23, 2017 08:46

Monday 10/23:
Chuck Norris likes to fly a kite in a monsoon -- Without string.

Tuesday 10/24:
Chuck Norris can rewind a DVD.

Wednesday 10/25:
Life insurance costs are based on how far way you live from Chuck Norris.

Thursday 10/26:
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his own reflection.

Friday 10/27:
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around the campfire.

Saturday 10/28: & Sunday 10/29:
Chuck Norris once caught a train -- with his bare hands.

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