Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 36
Monday 8/28:
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. He steps on necks.
Tuesday 8/29:
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Wednesday 8/30:
You can resize a photo of a landscape. Chuck Norris can resize the landscape.
Thursday 8/31:
Chuck Norris can write a term paper without any vowels in it and recieve an honorary doctorate degree for it.
Friday 9/01:
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire with his lungs.
Saturday 9/02 & Sunday 9/03:
Chuck Norris's beard can sense danger.
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. He steps on necks.
Tuesday 8/29:
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Wednesday 8/30:
You can resize a photo of a landscape. Chuck Norris can resize the landscape.
Thursday 8/31:
Chuck Norris can write a term paper without any vowels in it and recieve an honorary doctorate degree for it.
Friday 9/01:
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire with his lungs.
Saturday 9/02 & Sunday 9/03:
Chuck Norris's beard can sense danger.