Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 24
Monday 6/5:
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with gasoline.
Tuesday 6/6:
If a tree falls in the forest, chances are Chuck Norris leaned on it.
Wednesday 6/7:
Chuck Norris can do a flip without moving.
Thursday 6/8:
If Chuck Norris were a chameleon, he wouldn't blend into the background; the background would blend with him.
Friday 6/9:
Chuck Norris can punch a Cyclops between the eyes.
Saturday 6/10 & Sunday 6/11:
Chuck Norris scares the needle out of haystacks.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with gasoline.
Tuesday 6/6:
If a tree falls in the forest, chances are Chuck Norris leaned on it.
Wednesday 6/7:
Chuck Norris can do a flip without moving.
Thursday 6/8:
If Chuck Norris were a chameleon, he wouldn't blend into the background; the background would blend with him.
Friday 6/9:
Chuck Norris can punch a Cyclops between the eyes.
Saturday 6/10 & Sunday 6/11:
Chuck Norris scares the needle out of haystacks.