Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 19
Monday 5/01:
Every 4 years is a leap year, but only after Chuck Norris tells the year to leap.
Tuesday 5/02:
When Chuck Norris forgets something, it ceases to exist.
Wednesday 5/03:
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and then boils it with his rage.
Thursday 5/04:
When Chuck Norris looks at Medusa, he doesn't turn to stone - Medusa does.
Friday 5/05:
When Chuck Norris jumps out of a plane, he survives; gravity is just too scared to let him fall.
Saturday 5/06 & Sunday 5/07:
Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
Every 4 years is a leap year, but only after Chuck Norris tells the year to leap.
Tuesday 5/02:
When Chuck Norris forgets something, it ceases to exist.
Wednesday 5/03:
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and then boils it with his rage.
Thursday 5/04:
When Chuck Norris looks at Medusa, he doesn't turn to stone - Medusa does.
Friday 5/05:
When Chuck Norris jumps out of a plane, he survives; gravity is just too scared to let him fall.
Saturday 5/06 & Sunday 5/07:
Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.