Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 6

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Monday 1/30:
An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away.  Chuck Norris keeps the doctor away.

Tuesday 1/31:

Chuck Norris can split an atom -- And put it back together.

Wednesday 2/1:
Chuck Norris can change a tire on a car while it's still moving.

Thursday 2/2:
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.

Friday 2/3:
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle - or a canoe.

Saturday 2/4 & Sunday 2/5:
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen.  Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.