Feb 13, 2017 07:00
Monday 2/13:
The theory of relativity is relative only to how Chuck Norris Interprets it.
Tuesday 2/14:
The Pope once tried to bless Chuck Norris, but nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Wednesday 2/15:
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their Pillow.
Thursday 2/16:
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Friday 2/17:
For sharks, Chuck Norris Week is the scariest week on Television.
Saturday 2/18 & Sunday 2/19:
Nobody limits Chuck Norris to 140 characters,
chuck norris,
2017,
february