So I go into the Enterprise Rental car location and start yucking it up with the agents. We were all just having a good ol' time. So I mention my car Rental Blog post about the Charger, Duke's of Hazzard, General Lee stuff and that brings around a few more chuckles. Then As I was heading out to the lot the guy offers me any car I want. I think business was slow... Hey even offered me a Mercedes which I emphatically said NO eFFFFing way. Too pretentious and of course I wasn't planning on getting the insurance so heck no I'm not stupid.
Then we rounded the corner and I couldn't believe my eyes.... I thought it was God playing a joke on me...
I told him to sign me up for full coverage.
He asks... "Really? Why the big change?"
"I'm gonna Jump Stuff."
"You're Kidding....Right?"
I looked back up at him and I didn't have to say a word...
"Please Initial Here, here and here. "
As I drove out of the Parking lot all he heard was...
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!