stupid

[a_new_day_now]

So...this weekend we were all talking about funny and stupid comments, and we decided that this was the stupidest thing we had ever heard in our entire lives:
Instructor:  The victim is breathing
Lifeguard:  Do he have a pulse?

I mean, come on...seriously!  The victim is breathing but his heart's not beating, sure!  Haha

Anyways...HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEE-

Comments

dave

[anonymous]

too much serious shit.. you kids need to lighten up. so there were these two penguins in a bathtub, and the one penguin says to the other "hey could you hand me that bar of soap?" and the other one replies "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU, A TYPEWRITER?" marinate on that one for a while bitches ;)

Re: dave

[a_new_day_now]

i don't get it...haha, big surprise!

Re: dave

[rockthatcello]

david. that joke is stupid. dont say it again. haha! no but seriously, yeah-- lets do lighten up bc capri you DO love SOME things about burlington (first and foremost being, me, of course ;) ) and i always have a good time when you come home and i KNOW your family loves to see you, so all of the people that are like "wha wha why did you come home!?" no one can completely erase their home and where they came from without being a complete jerk and capri is not one of those...especially you capri know your family is very important to you, so duh she's gonna come home once in a while. so people quit whining and get a life.

ps- i'm so glad you one "hottest date"-- but it wasnt cause of your butt, it was cause of that HOTTAWESOME red dress!! i love you >

Re: dave

[a_new_day_now]

oh yes amanda is the only spot of light left in burlington!! ok...well there are a FEW more...but amanda is the brightest! YAY! Can't wait until she is here with me next year! Oh and that dress definitely did it for the contest! I think it might have been the fact that it kept trying to fall off...but ya know...whatever works!
I LOVE AMANDA (>) THE MOST!!!

more dave

[anonymous]

i LOVE it when that dress tries to fall off