Oops, there goes my liver.

May 06, 2013 15:09

Hello my loveliest,

this post is not to be read by kids younger than sixteen. And preferably not by people with an alcoholic past or present alcoholic problems. For you see, this post is a bit of history of my own endeavours into certain kinds of beverage.

Which mostly started (in a broader sense) when I met the woman that has become my best friend. I had drunk a bit before this one night before this once concert, of cause, but it hadn’t been anything worth mentioning. This evening though was the first evening out with this friend of mine. A young woman that I could converse with, that shared my passions, that treated me like I was her equal. She was humerous, she was positively rebellious to the bone and she was absolutely warm. She vibrated with human warmth that I cannot exactly wrap in word until today, but I’ll never forget. We weren’t much alike, admittedly. In fact, I thought her my opposite, but in a fine way I hoped that we complimented each other. (We were positive that we’re soulmates by the end of this visit, might I add) Anyhow, this fine woman was quite experienced with beverage of all kinds and she brought me into the joys of ‘letting go’ that evening. And afterwards I found that, if handled carefully and in the right way, I did enjoy alcoholic beverages for my very own amusement. I really don’t think that drinking solves any problems, and I’m appaled by how many people do not know their own boundaries or even seek to overstep them. That’s very idotic, to say the least. Yet, I dare think myself capable of knowing how much I can take. And with this certain friend I still do very much enjoy to over-indulge in my beverage.

And this, lovely reader, was the introduction to what you shall find here. My very own most enjoyed way of indulging in certain kinds of drinking: Drinking games for movies/ TV Series. I collect them to some extend, even, and those two here I made up. Most of them, at least. Some of them I gathered from meetings with other drinking-game-lovers, some I just heard of. I can positively say that going by all of those rules isn’t advisable. But the more the merrier, and I picking some of those and gathering as many friends and bottles of beverage as possible can promise a fun night. Perhaps you shall find those to be fun too. Please, go ahead and use them. The only thing I ask is that any new rules you can come up with will be mentioned to me - as I’m very eager for them ;) I plan on making up drinking games for various other shows I like to watch. (“Pretty Little Liars”, “Bleach”, “How I Met Your Mother”, “Ghost in the Shell”, “Hana Kimi”, “Darker Than Black” and possibly many many more. Especially such for Koran Drams. God damn, how I enjoy them)

Bottles Before Flowers
( A drinking game for the Korean Drama “Boys Before Flowers“)

  1. Anytime Jan Di get’s herself into some trouble and needs to be saved, take a sip. One bonus sip if she’s saved by F4. Another bonus sip if Ji Hoo fights in a way.
  2. Anytime if Ji Hoo seems to try to look as if he is in love with Jan Di and pained at the same time, but has a rather strange and unreadable expression instead, take a sip.
  3. Anytime Lee Min Hoo starts to strip, empty the bottle among participants
  4. Anytime when there’s a drawn out shot of the scenery take a sip. Bonus sip if it is accompanied by the main theme of the soundtrack.
  5. Anytime Yi Jung is seen to be playing the saxophone OR molding his clay, take a big sip.
  6. Anytime Woo Bin starts to rap, drink as much as you like.
  7. Anytime Woo Bin starts to throw random english words/ sentences/ phrases into his speech, take a sip
  8. Anytime Jun Pyo get’s beaten by someone, take a sip for every hit he takes
  9. Anytime Jan Di get’s bullied by her classmates (in a very weird way) take a sip. Bonus sip if she needs to be carried or is unconscious afterwards.
  10. Anytime someone gets the F4-red-card, empty your glass
  11. Anytime Ji Hoo is seen playing an instrument or sleeping at random places take a sip
  12. Anytime somebody gets a makeover, take a sip
  13. Anytime Ji Hoo wears a completely white outfite (your choice what counts), take a sip
  14. Anytime somebody snarles in a weird way take a sip
  15. Anytime Jun Pyo messes up a proverb, take a sip.
  16. Anytime Jun Pyo get’s a proverb right, empty your glass.
  17. Anytime Jan Di forgets or losses something important take a sip
  18. Anytime a dramatic flashback of F4’s past is shown take a sip.
  19. Anytime Jan Di’s Boss says something positively strange take a sip
  20. Anytime somebody enters a room and everybody else seems to freeze overdramatically, empty the glass
  21. Anytime when Jan Di doesn’t sleep at home, take a sip. Bonus sip if she’s staying with Jun Pyo. Another bonus sip if her family doesn’t seems to care
  22. Anytime a character stares dramatically at his/her reflection, take a sip
Or, in exchange of all those rules:

  1. Anytime the song “Almost paradise” starts, take a good measured sip. (Don’t mix this rule with any other. It’ll kill your liver anyhow)


Naruto Kipume*
( A Drinking game for the Anime Series’ “Naruto”and Naruto Shippuuden“)

  1. Anytime the Kyuubi appears in a Flashback take a sip
  2. Anytime a characters nose starts to bleed for comic relieve take a sip
  3. Anytime Hianta blushes take a sip. Bonus sip if she faints.
  4. Anytime Sakura throws a tantrum and hits somebody take a sip
  5. Anytime any of the past Hokages are mentioned take a sip. (Note: Don’t count Naruto’s mention of his dream to become Hokage. Be kind to your liver.)
  6. Anytime Naruto says his full name dramatically (“Uzuami Naruto”) take a sip
  7. Anytime somebody starts to think or speak dramatically about his nindo take a sip
  8. Anytime somebody shouts the name of his technique dramtically take a sip
  9. Anytime Naruto talks about ramen take a small sip. Bonus if he’s eating one at the same time.
  10. Anytime Sasuke talks or thinks about his Brother take a sip.
  11. Anytime Sasuke complains that he isn’t strong enough take a sip.
  12. Anytime Fangirls are seen with Sasuke take a sip. Bonus if they have heart-shaped eyes.
  13. Anytime Ino and Sakura really clash take a sip
  14. Anytime Kakashi reads Icha Icha take a sip.
  15. Anytime Neji talks about destiny take a sip.
  16. Anytime Shikamaru complains that something is to troublesome. Bonus if this (‘troublesome’) is all he says. Another bonus if he stares up to the sky afore, during or after saying that.
  17. Anytime Orochimaru is seen thinking of Sasuke take a sip.
  18. Anytime Akasuki are shown walking around somewhere dramtically take a sip.
  19. Anytime Sai talks about somebodys Penis take a sip.
  20. Anytime we get to see a head-to-toe- ot toe-to-head-shot of somebody take a sip. Bonus sip if Tsunade is in a scene and there is an extended shot of her breasts.
Or, in exchange of all those rules:

  1. Anytime Naruto produces a Kage Bushin take a sip, empty the glass if there are more bushins than you can count on both hands. (Again, don’t mix this rule with any other. This is another liver killer.)

 (* Name derives from the german word „kipp“ as in to chuck something and „ume“ as in wine made of plums. Yes, I’m that creative.)

So. If any of you care to share their own drinking games I surely wouldn't mind ;)
Greetings,
Sirrah

#rantingaway, #drinkinggames

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