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-10 Days Til Christmas......

Dec 15, 2009 20:39

And the last minute shoppers are just beginning to realize they need to get their asses in gear. The stock in stores is starting to look rather picked over ( Read more... )

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paintfromlife December 16 2009, 05:00:29 UTC

So, y'know, ding dong, the witch is dead (or at least in Arkham) and all that shit, right? Time for Pickman to get his skinny Masshole self back to Gotham. Time for him to call up his bestest pal, to let him know.

Ring, ring!

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 05:06:24 UTC

Banana phone? Juggling will happen as Dib pulls his phone out.

"Hello?"

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 05:16:36 UTC

"I'm baaaack."

Cue cackling.

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 05:26:06 UTC

Oh, that's right in Dib's ear. But it's a good sound.

"Just in time for the holidays! Whatcha up to?"

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 05:32:15 UTC

"Fuck an' all. I was tryin' to hustle up some fuckin' work, but with me bein' gone... the shitlickers here, they got short fuckin' memories."

But what can you do, right? "What about you?"

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 05:43:59 UTC

"Maybe Eddie can get you some new connections...." Sniffing at bath products. 'Warm Vanilla Sugar' body butter is not much different from 'Vanilla Noir'. But both make Dib think about inappropriate things involving Livvie and applying body butter.

"Shopping."

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 05:49:18 UTC

"Ayuh. Shit, he owes me, fer gettin' the clownfuck on my ass in the first place."

...shopping? What for? It's not like...

"...shit."

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 05:58:30 UTC

"Heh..." Is anyone looking....

*Lick.*

"Oh.. oh God. Body butter tastes bad."

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 06:03:45 UTC

"Shit, I completely fuckin' forgot about Christmas, fuck me with a --"

...wait.

"You fuckin' tasted it?"

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 06:20:09 UTC

"It says it's vanilla!" The clerk is grinning like Dib is not the first guy she's seen do that. At least it was on his finger, right?

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 06:27:20 UTC

Pickman laughs, a little less all-out crazy. He's got to worry about what he's going to get for people, shit... "They sell body frostin', y'know. An' flavoured body powder. If that's what you're lookin' for."

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 06:36:21 UTC

"I just thought.... Wait, what?" Dib is interested in what Pickman is saying and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 06:49:05 UTC

Hah, jackpot. "At a lotta adult emporiums. An' other places, too, I guess, though I dunno where. You likin' that idea, Spooks?"

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 06:55:44 UTC

Dib is now pink. This sometimes happens. "Probably not a good Christmas gift idea...."

He's not sure how it will go over. He doesn't want a slap for Christmas. Or does he?

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 07:13:37 UTC

"Better'n a novelty candy cane." If you know what he means. He cackles.

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 07:16:32 UTC

It takes Dib a moment, but now he's turning pinker and snickering.

And thinking about if they make a 'holiday' assortment of flavored condoms.

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