And the last minute shoppers are just beginning to realize they need to get their asses in gear. The stock in stores is starting to look rather picked over
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So, y'know, ding dong, the witch is dead (or at least in Arkham) and all that shit, right? Time for Pickman to get his skinny Masshole self back to Gotham. Time for him to call up his bestest pal, to let him know.
"Maybe Eddie can get you some new connections...." Sniffing at bath products. 'Warm Vanilla Sugar' body butter is not much different from 'Vanilla Noir'. But both make Dib think about inappropriate things involving Livvie and applying body butter.
Pickman laughs, a little less all-out crazy. He's got to worry about what he's going to get for people, shit... "They sell body frostin', y'know. An' flavoured body powder. If that's what you're lookin' for."
Ring, ring!
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"Hello?"
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Cue cackling.
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"Just in time for the holidays! Whatcha up to?"
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But what can you do, right? "What about you?"
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"Shopping."
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...shopping? What for? It's not like...
"...shit."
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*Lick.*
"Oh.. oh God. Body butter tastes bad."
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...wait.
"You fuckin' tasted it?"
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He's not sure how it will go over. He doesn't want a slap for Christmas. Or does he?
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And thinking about if they make a 'holiday' assortment of flavored condoms.
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