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Jul 29, 2009 21:45

Eventually, Dib found the end of the internet. Or at least an end to his interest in it. Even the porn ( Read more... )

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beautyinbroken July 30 2009, 04:56:23 UTC

Livvie will even, surprise surprise, answer the door like a proper receptionist. "Hey, Dib!" Box of pizza get a curious glance.

Come on in!

agent_m0thman July 30 2009, 05:14:00 UTC

Dib will come inside, thank you. And then give Livvie a ninja-attack cheek kiss! Mwahah!

"I brought healthy pizza for you and your boss. For bribery and lunch. It has goat cheese and.... healthy." Bribery for what, you ask?

beautyinbroken July 30 2009, 05:15:54 UTC

"It has healthy." Livvie grins. "How were the wilds of New Jersey, by the way?"

She'll just take that pizza into the kitchen. There are plates there!

agent_m0thman July 30 2009, 05:38:08 UTC

Plates are for wimps! Dib has been out in the wild, eating like a man. A man who eats right out of wrapper that the various fast food items where wrapped in.

"They were not nearly as wild as I hoped. I was attacked by nesting woodpeckers and some squirrels tried to move into the car and steal my french fries. I think I saw a deer or a bear. It was hard to see." He also got bitten by a tick and a slight case of poison ivy.

Nature is a bitch.

beautyinbroken July 30 2009, 20:25:29 UTC

And Livvie is a civilized female. She will take a plate and hand the manly man a paper towel.

"So what's this about a bribery, then?" Mmm, healthy pizza.

agent_m0thman July 31 2009, 01:49:55 UTC

Paper towels? That's why man invented shirts! For that and to help keep nipples warm.

But Dib will take a paper towel, so not to offend Livvie's cultured sensibilities.

"Bribery for your boss. Because I'm bored. Bored of my apartment. Bored with nature. Bored with the school. Bored with the video store. So I'm here to bother you." Grin!

beautyinbroken July 31 2009, 02:01:31 UTC

Thank you, Dib. You would get so many a raised eyebrow at substituting clothing for a napkin where the latter are readily available.

Anyway!

"Ahhhh, that kind of bribery. Or you could, hmm, just ask to hang out for a bit." Grin back!

agent_m0thman July 31 2009, 02:34:35 UTC

"This is true. But it is harder to kick out a guy bringing you pizza, right?"

It's a good thing Dib doesn't know Judah's history with pizza boys.

beautyinbroken July 31 2009, 02:38:24 UTC

"Possibly." Livvie grins. "Sorry you're bored. Thanks for the pizza."

It's a good thing neither of them know that history. Thought on Livvie's part it might be more of a willful ignorance.

agent_m0thman July 31 2009, 02:43:52 UTC

The less they know, the less they have to lie about, right?

"It's a hard life." Woe is bored Dib.

lastchancetorun July 31 2009, 04:13:20 UTC

Oh come on. It wasn't that many pizza boys. Psh. "What's a hard life?" Oh, look who's shown up.

beautyinbroken July 31 2009, 04:20:51 UTC

"Being a bored college student, apparently." Livvie grins at Dib before handing Judah pizza on a plate and a napkin. "So he came to bother us for the day!"

Because being bothered involves that much cheer, really.

agent_m0thman July 31 2009, 04:25:35 UTC

"It is a hard life. Just think of all the things bored college students get up to. It's very difficult to avoid that type of shenanigans." Dib just finds new shenanigans. In tunnels with dead bodies.

lastchancetorun July 31 2009, 04:30:02 UTC

Oh, pizza. Yum. "Right, sure. I remember. Back when I went to school with the dinosaurs."

beautyinbroken July 31 2009, 04:33:38 UTC

"Way back when in 1997." Judah gets a grin. "You're not that old, really."

Livvie would love to hear about these new shenanigans. Only not really.

agent_m0thman July 31 2009, 04:38:41 UTC

"I've seen some frat boys that might be cavemen..."

Dib will not be discussing the new shenanigans. Because then he'll never get to hang out with Pickman again.

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