Plates are for wimps! Dib has been out in the wild, eating like a man. A man who eats right out of wrapper that the various fast food items where wrapped in.
"They were not nearly as wild as I hoped. I was attacked by nesting woodpeckers and some squirrels tried to move into the car and steal my french fries. I think I saw a deer or a bear. It was hard to see." He also got bitten by a tick and a slight case of poison ivy.
Paper towels? That's why man invented shirts! For that and to help keep nipples warm.
But Dib will take a paper towel, so not to offend Livvie's cultured sensibilities.
"Bribery for your boss. Because I'm bored. Bored of my apartment. Bored with nature. Bored with the school. Bored with the video store. So I'm here to bother you." Grin!
"Being a bored college student, apparently." Livvie grins at Dib before handing Judah pizza on a plate and a napkin. "So he came to bother us for the day!"
Because being bothered involves that much cheer, really.
"It is a hard life. Just think of all the things bored college students get up to. It's very difficult to avoid that type of shenanigans." Dib just finds new shenanigans. In tunnels with dead bodies.
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"I brought healthy pizza for you and your boss. For bribery and lunch. It has goat cheese and.... healthy." Bribery for what, you ask?
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She'll just take that pizza into the kitchen. There are plates there!
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"They were not nearly as wild as I hoped. I was attacked by nesting woodpeckers and some squirrels tried to move into the car and steal my french fries. I think I saw a deer or a bear. It was hard to see." He also got bitten by a tick and a slight case of poison ivy.
Nature is a bitch.
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"So what's this about a bribery, then?" Mmm, healthy pizza.
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But Dib will take a paper towel, so not to offend Livvie's cultured sensibilities.
"Bribery for your boss. Because I'm bored. Bored of my apartment. Bored with nature. Bored with the school. Bored with the video store. So I'm here to bother you." Grin!
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Anyway!
"Ahhhh, that kind of bribery. Or you could, hmm, just ask to hang out for a bit." Grin back!
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It's a good thing Dib doesn't know Judah's history with pizza boys.
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It's a good thing neither of them know that history. Thought on Livvie's part it might be more of a willful ignorance.
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"It's a hard life." Woe is bored Dib.
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Because being bothered involves that much cheer, really.
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Livvie would love to hear about these new shenanigans. Only not really.
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Dib will not be discussing the new shenanigans. Because then he'll never get to hang out with Pickman again.
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