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I Saw Matt Kissing Santa Claus
Shawna woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one sticky box that looked like a chicken.
Then Shawna noticed that Matt was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Shawna thought that she would surprise Matt. Maybe even sneak up behind him and jiggle him on his glowing clavicle. That always made Matt jittery.
Shawna crept seemingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its flamboyant lights, and the presents, heaped up daintily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Matt. Kissing someone.
Shawna was so angry, she picked up a ChipClip from a table and threw it woefully in the garage.
They both looked around.
"Matt, you abundant platypus!" Shawna yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Shawna looked and then rubbed her toenail and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Matt said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a finicky kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Shawna said famously. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be agreeable."
That seemed reasonable. Shawna went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a porpoise squeaking in glee. He made Shawna's eyelash feel all gorgeous.
"You see?" Matt said keenly and Shawna saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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Shawna woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one sticky box that looked like a chicken.
Then Shawna noticed that Matt was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Shawna thought that she would surprise Matt. Maybe even sneak up behind him and jiggle him on his glowing clavicle. That always made Matt jittery.
Shawna crept seemingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its flamboyant lights, and the presents, heaped up daintily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Matt. Kissing someone.
Shawna was so angry, she picked up a ChipClip from a table and threw it woefully in the garage.
They both looked around.
"Matt, you abundant platypus!" Shawna yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Shawna looked and then rubbed her toenail and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Matt said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a finicky kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Shawna said famously. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be agreeable."
That seemed reasonable. Shawna went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a porpoise squeaking in glee. He made Shawna's eyelash feel all gorgeous.
"You see?" Matt said keenly and Shawna saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
I LOVE MAD LIBS
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
thanks for this britticism