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This was originally written, by yours truly in May of 05 and posted as a bulletin on myspace, the only one who ever acknowledge was my sister replied to it was Lena. She said she loved me and I felt special it originally was one question (the one about colors) which has been revised. I've added to it to make it feel more authentic but I'm still keeping it relatively short. Also this ended upp being a bit for fowl mouthed then I originally intended so if that offends you, divert your eyes
This thing is so freaky... no really
1)Think of a person
2)Thing of a song
3)Pick a place - Will tell about your personality
a. Paris
b. The Beach
c. New York
d. Zanzibar
e. A library
4)Pick an animal - Will tell about your passion
a. Dog
b. Horse
c. Cat
d. Snake
e. Squid
5) Pick a Color - Will tell your future
a. Red
b. Black
c. Blue
d. White
e. Yellow
f. Green
g. Pink
Now scroll
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Almost there... O wait, we got to figure out how many people you to annoy with this because is you were to spare them, bad things will come to you basic rules of Karma. Ok now you take the amount of questions I asked multiply it by the numbers of * I put subtract the amount of chasms in your brain (zero would be a safe bet)add the amount of holes in your body to it divide by three take that abd times by the amount of chain letters you gullibly sent forward and thats the amount of people you have to send it too within the next five seconds 5...... 4...... 3..... 2..... 1..... YOU LOSE, that means I will kill you (now THATS karma.) But before I do you can read your reasults
1) This person wants absolutely nothing to do with you, crazy stalker.
2) This is a song you'd like to think reflects your inner self, personalty or life it's an idealize versoin of your pathetic hope.
3) Pick a place -Your personality
Paris: For the ignorant worldly person. You automatically think it's the city of romance, you are a bit a a dreamer. You imagine yourself drinking 'shamp-pain' and 'S.Cargo' as I can bet you'd probably spell them standing on the Eiffel tower overlooking the city during twilight and falling in love with some beautiful stranger with a HAWT franch accent. Most of you have no knowledge or care about the culture history and the fact that a big portoin of them will mug and spit on you. Basically your a moron and your lonely, get your heads out of the cloudsand buy a dildo. If your male, get one anyway, because if you picked Paris you might as well have a pussy anyway. For the small percent who have a genuine desire for travel culture and that jazz, go you, the above don't reply but I still have to ask why France?
The Beach: YOU LIKE THE BEACH! *gasp* (Thats a deep analysis) Your active, tan, like the water and fell of sand in your ass-crack, you know it true, and theres a fair chance you're not albino. That or you live under the boardwalk. Either way you'll probably contract malenoma, enjoy it while you can.
New York: Let me guess you want to go to Rome in the nothern part of the state for the beautiful scenery, Oh wait, you meant the city, you must be interested in the meusuem of natural history... what? NO! Really? Oh, YOU want to go there because it's a diverse metropolis.. in other words you wants party hard OK just try not get raped or mugged. I atmitt the foods better, there's more unique clothing for equally unique prices, theres always something there kool places like braodway and madison square garden. YET, you were probably thinking moer along lines of TRL your just only one step above the parisian, you make me sad, baby jesus too.
Zanzibar: Why the fuck did you pick this? Crazy
Library: Hehe ...geek... but your still better then the rest
4) Pick an animal - your love-
Dog: Well break out the peanutbutter.... beastiality is bad you can get diseaes.
Horse: Ouch, thats gotta hurt... kinky horse-fucker
Cat: I just hope it's Declawed, for your sake
Snake: I'm not even sure how you could make this one work, but if you can then I'll tip my hat to ya
Squid: Eh, I can forgive the hentai tentacles
5)Color - Your future - this is how I'm gonna kill you
Red - The color of love.. passion.. anger.. blood.. For you.. basic decapitation clean cut relatively quick, a bit o love on my part... also a bit of my passion for the craft and there will definetly be alot of anger and you can bet there will be blood
Black - Blacks not even a real color moron, it's the absense of color, just like your absense of a brain once I suck it out egyptian style
Blue - I let you live, we cool
White - AH, the color of innocence and purity, I'll hang you, no blood or anything, I'm already going to hell, but this way at least god won't strike me down tommorow
Yellow - I could take the high road and say jaundice perfect tie in really, but I likes me some gare so I'm gonna slowly chop of each fingure then the stump of the hand then the entire are, same for each toe and foot and so one and so forth.
Green - Well as I'm sure you know form the countless quizzes you've probably taking this means you like natuer and all of it creatues, earth in general, lets see how much you like it when you're six feet under, buried alive ina crate of maggots, rats and other vermin.
Pink - I despise you most of all so I think I'll give you one of the most painfully deaths, certainly one of the most disgraceful if your male... castration, female... well then it's the medival boob rippers for you. then I'll let you just bleed to death.
Told you it was freaky.
-End- So how'd you like it, I think I ran on a bit, especially with the pick a place, any suggestions are greatly a appreciated. Even if you flat out rewrite it soit's the same but more concise or but completely different but funnier. I really had nothing to pull some of the stiff from.
This thing is so freaky... no really
1)Think of a person
2)Thing of a song
3)Pick a place - Will tell about your personality
a. Paris
b. The Beach
c. New York
d. Zanzibar
e. A library
4)Pick an animal - Will tell about your passion
a. Dog
b. Horse
c. Cat
d. Snake
e. Squid
5) Pick a Color - Will tell your future
a. Red
b. Black
c. Blue
d. White
e. Yellow
f. Green
g. Pink
Now scroll
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****************************************
************************************************** (Keep going I now you'd want to cheat since it doesn't matter)
*****************************************
*****************************
*************
Almost there... O wait, we got to figure out how many people you to annoy with this because is you were to spare them, bad things will come to you basic rules of Karma. Ok now you take the amount of questions I asked multiply it by the numbers of * I put subtract the amount of chasms in your brain (zero would be a safe bet)add the amount of holes in your body to it divide by three take that abd times by the amount of chain letters you gullibly sent forward and thats the amount of people you have to send it too within the next five seconds 5...... 4...... 3..... 2..... 1..... YOU LOSE, that means I will kill you (now THATS karma.) But before I do you can read your reasults
1) This person wants absolutely nothing to do with you, crazy stalker.
2) This is a song you'd like to think reflects your inner self, personalty or life it's an idealize versoin of your pathetic hope.
3) Pick a place -Your personality
Paris: For the ignorant worldly person. You automatically think it's the city of romance, you are a bit a a dreamer. You imagine yourself drinking 'shamp-pain' and 'S.Cargo' as I can bet you'd probably spell them standing on the Eiffel tower overlooking the city during twilight and falling in love with some beautiful stranger with a HAWT franch accent. Most of you have no knowledge or care about the culture history and the fact that a big portoin of them will mug and spit on you. Basically your a moron and your lonely, get your heads out of the cloudsand buy a dildo. If your male, get one anyway, because if you picked Paris you might as well have a pussy anyway. For the small percent who have a genuine desire for travel culture and that jazz, go you, the above don't reply but I still have to ask why France?
The Beach: YOU LIKE THE BEACH! *gasp* (Thats a deep analysis) Your active, tan, like the water and fell of sand in your ass-crack, you know it true, and theres a fair chance you're not albino. That or you live under the boardwalk. Either way you'll probably contract malenoma, enjoy it while you can.
New York: Let me guess you want to go to Rome in the nothern part of the state for the beautiful scenery, Oh wait, you meant the city, you must be interested in the meusuem of natural history... what? NO! Really? Oh, YOU want to go there because it's a diverse metropolis.. in other words you wants party hard OK just try not get raped or mugged. I atmitt the foods better, there's more unique clothing for equally unique prices, theres always something there kool places like braodway and madison square garden. YET, you were probably thinking moer along lines of TRL your just only one step above the parisian, you make me sad, baby jesus too.
Zanzibar: Why the fuck did you pick this? Crazy
Library: Hehe ...geek... but your still better then the rest
4) Pick an animal - your love-
Dog: Well break out the peanutbutter.... beastiality is bad you can get diseaes.
Horse: Ouch, thats gotta hurt... kinky horse-fucker
Cat: I just hope it's Declawed, for your sake
Snake: I'm not even sure how you could make this one work, but if you can then I'll tip my hat to ya
Squid: Eh, I can forgive the hentai tentacles
5)Color - Your future - this is how I'm gonna kill you
Red - The color of love.. passion.. anger.. blood.. For you.. basic decapitation clean cut relatively quick, a bit o love on my part... also a bit of my passion for the craft and there will definetly be alot of anger and you can bet there will be blood
Black - Blacks not even a real color moron, it's the absense of color, just like your absense of a brain once I suck it out egyptian style
Blue - I let you live, we cool
White - AH, the color of innocence and purity, I'll hang you, no blood or anything, I'm already going to hell, but this way at least god won't strike me down tommorow
Yellow - I could take the high road and say jaundice perfect tie in really, but I likes me some gare so I'm gonna slowly chop of each fingure then the stump of the hand then the entire are, same for each toe and foot and so one and so forth.
Green - Well as I'm sure you know form the countless quizzes you've probably taking this means you like natuer and all of it creatues, earth in general, lets see how much you like it when you're six feet under, buried alive ina crate of maggots, rats and other vermin.
Pink - I despise you most of all so I think I'll give you one of the most painfully deaths, certainly one of the most disgraceful if your male... castration, female... well then it's the medival boob rippers for you. then I'll let you just bleed to death.
Told you it was freaky.
-End- So how'd you like it, I think I ran on a bit, especially with the pick a place, any suggestions are greatly a appreciated. Even if you flat out rewrite it soit's the same but more concise or but completely different but funnier. I really had nothing to pull some of the stiff from.