<---Look! It's a kitten!obviouslyrickyJuly 7 2006, 00:07:47 UTC
Darling, don't...just stop the wobbling lips I can't...I CAN'T TAKE IT. The adorable nature of your mouth is taking over!
I simply meant *squints eyes, averting them from your pucker* I was only trying to-Oh, damn it all to hell! I was trying to make you smile! Meet the Parents was atrocious! Certainly incomparable to your work in Shallow Hal Austin Powers The Anniversary Party!
Not JUST for being funny, darling. Some say I'm a sex kitten. A bit feminine, a title...I'd have called me a tiger, but that's because I'm fond of stripes.
What sort of comedy could we do together? Would there be any sex? Comical, of course...
Stripes aren't very flattering, darling, but I'm sure a man of your panache could pull off anything.
I don't think I've ever had comical sex. At least not on screen. And the off screen was more funny in a sad way then a funny way. Brad and I used to laugh quite a bit but we were usually stoned.
*clears throat*
I have no issues with nude scenes. I did one in Shakespeare in Love and I won myself a few awards.
Jinxie cat Jinxie cat, I love you! I just love Ben Stiller, don't you?
Sorry darling, I thought bringing up that heinous movie would cheer you up. *smiles*
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Et tu, Mr. Gervais?
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I simply meant *squints eyes, averting them from your pucker* I was only trying to-Oh, damn it all to hell! I was trying to make you smile! Meet the Parents was atrocious! Certainly incomparable to your work in Shallow Hal Austin Powers The Anniversary Party!
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*can't keep it up*
Kittens are cute. And Meet the Parents is an awful movie with an even worse sequel. And don't think I didn't see you looking at my lips.
*smiles*
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*counts wad of cash*
I was just going over my daily spending. *Coy grin*
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Not to mention delightful. I'm all set to do a comedy of my own. Maybe we could do a comedy together?
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What sort of comedy could we do together? Would there be any sex? Comical, of course...
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I don't think I've ever had comical sex. At least not on screen. And the off screen was more funny in a sad way then a funny way. Brad and I used to laugh quite a bit but we were usually stoned.
*clears throat*
I have no issues with nude scenes. I did one in Shakespeare in Love and I won myself a few awards.
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