who wants to be my sidekick?

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so, the new semester begins tomrrow with culture and society in the west, part 2. my adventures throughout western europe have only begun. i hope to see an italian kid and one of those scumbag persians so i can egg him. i also hope the new semester will bring lots of fun to our little area of sleepy hollow. today the lights went out and i'm pretty sure the vortex was making us a breakfast of insecurity and confusion in the morning. and needless to say, we woke up hungry. craig also ate some chinese food on top of the insecurity and confusion. we had a pretty wicked day and when the sunset sometime around noon we relocated our convoy to carmel. my dog is licking my face right now, i'm unsure about my feelings toward my dog, but she's doing a pretty good job letting me know how she feels. how is it that i can understand but i can't understand when a girl asks me to put my thumb in her pie. then i put my thumb in her pie and she says "that's not what i meant, i meant touch my vagina" and i say "how much more difficult would it be to say 'touch my vagina' it's less words and also you shouldn't make an analogy about something in the room. it creates awkward moments. are you going to eat that pie now because i will..." wait what?

i'm very excited though. i hope i meet a friendly person tomorrow to be my sidekick. and i can't wait to see lots of hippies again.