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i'm pretty sure if jesus was around today he would be a crazy homeless guy. when you think about it, back in the day of jesus, any crazy homeless guy could be considered the messiah. mohammed was probably nuts too. anyone who says they saw god is out of their goddamn mind. or maybe jesus saw the vortex? or the white wizard? is the white wizard god? am i the new messiah? no, my mom very clearly had sex with my dad. why did god make me crash my car? i think he wanted me to kill that old lady and i didn't because i saw the white wizard which means there is a glitch in the system and not everything went as planned. so in a way i think i defied god. he chose for that old white lady to die and i said "no, it's not her time... not yet." and so he backed off and said "check and mate sir" and that's why i saw the white wizard. because to say "check and mate" you need to see the person, or else you're just an asshole talking about chess. sorry if i put things into a horrible persepective for any devout christians. or anyone who is overly religious anyhow. but chances are that your savior is crazy. my savior however, johnny mosely has been legally proven as sane. johnny mosely high fived god on the winter x-games ski vert ramp only to earn x-games silver. a clear sign from god.