Happy Birthday!!
Title: Ducks Are Stupid
Author: a_life_defiant
Pairing:JongHo
Rating: R (for language & mentions of sex)
Genre:Drabble, fluff, humor
Warnings:None, unless you find fluffy things offensive.
A/N: For my beautiful fiancé shineeafterscho. Happy Birthday my love! I know this isn't much, but I hope you like it. ^^
***
Jonghyun could cheerfully strangle Minho more than half the time. The tall rapper always knew how to annoy the shit out of him without even really trying. Besides being the biggest hyungwhore in the history of ever, he could also be an inconsiderate asshole. He always used the last of the showergel and left it in the shower, always climbed into bed noisily at all times of the night, and always 'forgot' to tell the older boy when he wouldn't be home at a decent hour.
Not to mention the fact that he was a bitch to wake up in the morning. Jonghyun would nudge, poke, even all out slap the other boy, and he wouldn't budge. Whenever he did manage to wake Minho up, Jonghyun wished he hadn't. All the taller boy wanted to do was fuck. He would pin Jonghyun to the bed and nuzzle along his jaw; which actually felt good, but that's beside the point. Choi Minho was a horny bastard.
He would grab Jonghyun at the most inconvenient times and attempt to have his way with the shorter boy. Not that sex with Minho was ever bad, but damn- after five rounds, things start to chafe.
After a particularly random argument about Minho breaking Jonghyun's new headphones when rough-housing with Taemin, the singer felt like he was at his limit. He stormed off and left Minho standing in the middle of their shared room; aforementioned headphones laying on the floor after hitting their desired mark of Minho's crotch. Jonghyun wasn't as good at sports as Minho, but he could make the shot when it really counted.
***
The singer sat on a semi-secluded park bench, his dark green hoodie obscuring most of his face. He stared idly at the ducks swimming in the pond wondering how the hell they could stand being in the water. He was completely engrossed in trying to decipher the thought process of ducks when a familiar presence sat down beside him.
"Penny for your thoughts?" Minho's deep tone never failed to ignite a little spark in Jonghyun, but he refused to give in so easily.
"Ducks are stupid."
The rapper's rumbling laugh came sharply, like fireworks; Jonghyun didn't find the situation funny.
"You're thinking about ducks?"
"Yes. Specifically about how stupid they are." Jonghyun crossed his arms as he explained.
"Um, could you elaborate on that? I'm not quite sure what you're getting at." Minho hedged.
"Look at them. They're swimming in that filthy pond water. They shit in that water. They shit in the water, yet they keep going back in. It's clearly not good water, why don't they find a new pond? I'm sure there's plenty of water sources. What the fuck is wrong with them???" Jonghyun flailed as he turned an angry gaze at Minho.
Minho stayed silent for a long moment, taking in the seriousness of his lover's face. He bit nervously at his lip before he spoke.
"They love the water though. I mean ok, the water has it's issues- it probably wasn't that clean to begin with. I'm sure the ducks know that. But they do their share in contributing too. And even though the water doesn't say much, I'm sure it's happy to have the ducks. I mean a pond isn't really any kind of pond without the ducks, right?"
Jonghyun gave a derisive snort.
"You know, it's never a good idea to build on an already shitty analogy."
Minho moved closer, slinging an arm around Jonghyun's shoulders; a small smirk playing on the rappers lips.
"I'm just saying.....it may be dirty, but it's still love."
"What good is dirty love if all it does is fuck with your heart?" Jonghyun pouted.
"Nobody ever said the heart was pristine, but you always have mine- even if it's not pure."
Jonghyun frowned and then elbowed Minho in the ribs.
"You shut up. I'm supposed to be mad at you."
"Even if I bought you new headphones?" Minho's breath ghosted along the shell of Jonghyun's ear, causing the older boy to shudder.
Jonghyun crossed his arms tighter around himself, refusing to speak. Minho stood up, pulling the shorter boy along with him. Long arms wound their way around Jonghyun, and Minho placed a kiss atop the singer's head. The taller boy loosened Jonghyun's grip on himself and linked their arms together.
After several long minutes of cold silence, the rapper stopped walking. Minho turned the shorter boy's face upward and brought their lips together softly. The kiss was gentle yet passionate. Teeth tugged gently and Jonghyun's lower lip in the precise way that made his heart race and his knees buckle. He leaned against Minho, panting slightly.
"I still hate you right now, you big, dumb, shitty, metaphorical pond." Jonghyun bristled.
Minho smiled against the corner of the singer's mouth.
"Says the duck."
Jonghyun huffed out a laugh through his nose as he cuddled closer to Minho; resuming their walk.
"Yeah, says the stupid duck."
"Lucky for you, I'm quite fond of ducks with questionable intelligence."
"Bastard."
"Love you too, yeobo." Minho snickered as he held Jonghyun tighter.
End
A/N2: Saranghae yeobo.
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Author: a_life_defiant
Pairing:JongHo
Rating: R (for language & mentions of sex)
Genre:Drabble, fluff, humor
Warnings:None, unless you find fluffy things offensive.
A/N: For my beautiful fiancé shineeafterscho. Happy Birthday my love! I know this isn't much, but I hope you like it. ^^
***
Jonghyun could cheerfully strangle Minho more than half the time. The tall rapper always knew how to annoy the shit out of him without even really trying. Besides being the biggest hyungwhore in the history of ever, he could also be an inconsiderate asshole. He always used the last of the showergel and left it in the shower, always climbed into bed noisily at all times of the night, and always 'forgot' to tell the older boy when he wouldn't be home at a decent hour.
Not to mention the fact that he was a bitch to wake up in the morning. Jonghyun would nudge, poke, even all out slap the other boy, and he wouldn't budge. Whenever he did manage to wake Minho up, Jonghyun wished he hadn't. All the taller boy wanted to do was fuck. He would pin Jonghyun to the bed and nuzzle along his jaw; which actually felt good, but that's beside the point. Choi Minho was a horny bastard.
He would grab Jonghyun at the most inconvenient times and attempt to have his way with the shorter boy. Not that sex with Minho was ever bad, but damn- after five rounds, things start to chafe.
After a particularly random argument about Minho breaking Jonghyun's new headphones when rough-housing with Taemin, the singer felt like he was at his limit. He stormed off and left Minho standing in the middle of their shared room; aforementioned headphones laying on the floor after hitting their desired mark of Minho's crotch. Jonghyun wasn't as good at sports as Minho, but he could make the shot when it really counted.
***
The singer sat on a semi-secluded park bench, his dark green hoodie obscuring most of his face. He stared idly at the ducks swimming in the pond wondering how the hell they could stand being in the water. He was completely engrossed in trying to decipher the thought process of ducks when a familiar presence sat down beside him.
"Penny for your thoughts?" Minho's deep tone never failed to ignite a little spark in Jonghyun, but he refused to give in so easily.
"Ducks are stupid."
The rapper's rumbling laugh came sharply, like fireworks; Jonghyun didn't find the situation funny.
"You're thinking about ducks?"
"Yes. Specifically about how stupid they are." Jonghyun crossed his arms as he explained.
"Um, could you elaborate on that? I'm not quite sure what you're getting at." Minho hedged.
"Look at them. They're swimming in that filthy pond water. They shit in that water. They shit in the water, yet they keep going back in. It's clearly not good water, why don't they find a new pond? I'm sure there's plenty of water sources. What the fuck is wrong with them???" Jonghyun flailed as he turned an angry gaze at Minho.
Minho stayed silent for a long moment, taking in the seriousness of his lover's face. He bit nervously at his lip before he spoke.
"They love the water though. I mean ok, the water has it's issues- it probably wasn't that clean to begin with. I'm sure the ducks know that. But they do their share in contributing too. And even though the water doesn't say much, I'm sure it's happy to have the ducks. I mean a pond isn't really any kind of pond without the ducks, right?"
Jonghyun gave a derisive snort.
"You know, it's never a good idea to build on an already shitty analogy."
Minho moved closer, slinging an arm around Jonghyun's shoulders; a small smirk playing on the rappers lips.
"I'm just saying.....it may be dirty, but it's still love."
"What good is dirty love if all it does is fuck with your heart?" Jonghyun pouted.
"Nobody ever said the heart was pristine, but you always have mine- even if it's not pure."
Jonghyun frowned and then elbowed Minho in the ribs.
"You shut up. I'm supposed to be mad at you."
"Even if I bought you new headphones?" Minho's breath ghosted along the shell of Jonghyun's ear, causing the older boy to shudder.
Jonghyun crossed his arms tighter around himself, refusing to speak. Minho stood up, pulling the shorter boy along with him. Long arms wound their way around Jonghyun, and Minho placed a kiss atop the singer's head. The taller boy loosened Jonghyun's grip on himself and linked their arms together.
After several long minutes of cold silence, the rapper stopped walking. Minho turned the shorter boy's face upward and brought their lips together softly. The kiss was gentle yet passionate. Teeth tugged gently and Jonghyun's lower lip in the precise way that made his heart race and his knees buckle. He leaned against Minho, panting slightly.
"I still hate you right now, you big, dumb, shitty, metaphorical pond." Jonghyun bristled.
Minho smiled against the corner of the singer's mouth.
"Says the duck."
Jonghyun huffed out a laugh through his nose as he cuddled closer to Minho; resuming their walk.
"Yeah, says the stupid duck."
"Lucky for you, I'm quite fond of ducks with questionable intelligence."
"Bastard."
"Love you too, yeobo." Minho snickered as he held Jonghyun tighter.
End
A/N2: Saranghae yeobo.
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