Of ugly clothes and infernos
Title: Of Ugly Clothes and Infernos
Author: a_life_defiant
Beta: none for meeee
Paring: MinKey (and an unnamed ninja!coupling ;D )
Genre: drabble
Rating: R for language & sexual situations.
Summary: Key has a lot of questions. Minho doesn't have any answers, but he does have something else...
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Key POV
First, it’s unbearably hot. Second, who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to wear so many clothes on a day like today? I think the stylist-noona’s do shit like this to us on purpose. Yeah sure, let’s do the fall shoot outside - in the middle of summer; when the temperature is somewhere between scorching and melt-your-face-off. Oh, and since it’s a fall shoot we must wear sweaters! And hats. And jackets. And kill me please. I would give Taemin over to the fangirls for one of Ha Sangbaek’s weird open-back shirts right now.
I don’t even know how the hell any good pictures are going to come out of this - with us sweating like a fat man in a crowded subway car. Disgusting. The wonders of photoshop and all…. I just want to go back to the dorms and shower, provided that Jinki hasn’t used up all my shower gel AGAIN. And why does Minho have to look so fucking good in anything they put him in??? It’s not right for one person to be that good looking. I mean, we’re all good looking - we wouldn’t be in this industry if we weren’t - but Minho, well he’s too handsome for his own sake. Half the time I don’t know whether to smack the pretty right off his face or to shove my tongue down his throat. FUCK! Now, on top of being overheated, I now have the beginnings of a hard on. Lucky for me, these pants are tight.
Wait. When the hell did Taemin and Jinki get kind of hot-ish too? The way they’re draped over each other - posed to perfection. Oh my god. I think my brain is fried. What the hell am I thinking?! Key, get a grip for fucksakes!
Wha- did someone just grab my ass?
“No need to pout, princess. Our picture will be hotter.” Minho breathes against my neck as he nuzzles his nose up toward my jaw.
I feel like ice has just been run down my spine, while someone simultaneously took a blow torch to my crotch. Ok, maybe these tight pants aren’t such a lucky thing.
“Fuck off.” There’s a 50/50 chance he’ll actually go somewhere else and let me be.
He bites me where my neck and shoulder meet. “Gladly.”
Well, fuck. There went my 50/50. Where the hell is he dragging me to? Someone is going to notice us missing, won’t they? Manager-hyung will not be pleased…
OW! I get that he’s trying to be all manly, but the boy could use a little less force when shoving someone up against a tree. Even through all these layers of ugly clothing I can feel the sharp edges of the bark.
“What the hell is your problem?!” Note to self - shoving the giant alien is ineffective. Next time resort to other tactics.
“I happen to have a big problem, actually.” Hmm….well if the bulge that my hand is now cupping, courtesy of this annoying keroro-looking bastard, is any indication - big is an understatement. “Care to help me out?”
Fuck it. At this point it’s a valid enough reason to get out of this wool and cotton prison.
END.
A/N: Ahhh I know it was short, and smutless. Sorry, sorry! I really only had one sentence to go off of and no plot or anything in my head. I guess I was just kind of rambling. Sorry if it was FAIL. I was just feeling kind of……
And I needed to write something to get out of the funk, or whateverthefuck you wanna call it. Don’t usually write MinKey either - so that might be another reason it’s craptastic. Characterization is probably WAAAAY off. Ah, yeah….I swear I’m gonna write something decent soonly.
Bonus - random hotness
Did you catch the ninja!OnTae? keke XD
And some MinKey lurve
Author: a_life_defiant
Beta: none for meeee
Paring: MinKey (and an unnamed ninja!coupling ;D )
Genre: drabble
Rating: R for language & sexual situations.
Summary: Key has a lot of questions. Minho doesn't have any answers, but he does have something else...
***
Key POV
First, it’s unbearably hot. Second, who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to wear so many clothes on a day like today? I think the stylist-noona’s do shit like this to us on purpose. Yeah sure, let’s do the fall shoot outside - in the middle of summer; when the temperature is somewhere between scorching and melt-your-face-off. Oh, and since it’s a fall shoot we must wear sweaters! And hats. And jackets. And kill me please. I would give Taemin over to the fangirls for one of Ha Sangbaek’s weird open-back shirts right now.
I don’t even know how the hell any good pictures are going to come out of this - with us sweating like a fat man in a crowded subway car. Disgusting. The wonders of photoshop and all…. I just want to go back to the dorms and shower, provided that Jinki hasn’t used up all my shower gel AGAIN. And why does Minho have to look so fucking good in anything they put him in??? It’s not right for one person to be that good looking. I mean, we’re all good looking - we wouldn’t be in this industry if we weren’t - but Minho, well he’s too handsome for his own sake. Half the time I don’t know whether to smack the pretty right off his face or to shove my tongue down his throat. FUCK! Now, on top of being overheated, I now have the beginnings of a hard on. Lucky for me, these pants are tight.
Wait. When the hell did Taemin and Jinki get kind of hot-ish too? The way they’re draped over each other - posed to perfection. Oh my god. I think my brain is fried. What the hell am I thinking?! Key, get a grip for fucksakes!
Wha- did someone just grab my ass?
“No need to pout, princess. Our picture will be hotter.” Minho breathes against my neck as he nuzzles his nose up toward my jaw.
I feel like ice has just been run down my spine, while someone simultaneously took a blow torch to my crotch. Ok, maybe these tight pants aren’t such a lucky thing.
“Fuck off.” There’s a 50/50 chance he’ll actually go somewhere else and let me be.
He bites me where my neck and shoulder meet. “Gladly.”
Well, fuck. There went my 50/50. Where the hell is he dragging me to? Someone is going to notice us missing, won’t they? Manager-hyung will not be pleased…
OW! I get that he’s trying to be all manly, but the boy could use a little less force when shoving someone up against a tree. Even through all these layers of ugly clothing I can feel the sharp edges of the bark.
“What the hell is your problem?!” Note to self - shoving the giant alien is ineffective. Next time resort to other tactics.
“I happen to have a big problem, actually.” Hmm….well if the bulge that my hand is now cupping, courtesy of this annoying keroro-looking bastard, is any indication - big is an understatement. “Care to help me out?”
Fuck it. At this point it’s a valid enough reason to get out of this wool and cotton prison.
END.
A/N: Ahhh I know it was short, and smutless. Sorry, sorry! I really only had one sentence to go off of and no plot or anything in my head. I guess I was just kind of rambling. Sorry if it was FAIL. I was just feeling kind of……
And I needed to write something to get out of the funk, or whateverthefuck you wanna call it. Don’t usually write MinKey either - so that might be another reason it’s craptastic. Characterization is probably WAAAAY off. Ah, yeah….I swear I’m gonna write something decent soonly.
Bonus - random hotness
Did you catch the ninja!OnTae? keke XD
And some MinKey lurve