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auggiewren September 11 2005, 19:06:35 UTC
It's strange and eerie that this time of year always comes around the
same time - every year.

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a_lad_inane September 11 2005, 19:11:50 UTC
Osama Bin Laden is like Santa Claus...only he brings a stocking full of death.

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auggiewren September 11 2005, 19:14:30 UTC
And Santa Claus brings us the terrors of warmth, joy and toys.

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a_lad_inane September 11 2005, 19:58:44 UTC
::BAD PUN BUFFER::
When Santa Claus spends too much time in the snow, he gets a bad San-tan-a.
::BAD PUN BUFFER::

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auggiewren September 11 2005, 20:34:16 UTC
When his reindeer land in the desert, they get Sandy Paws.

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a_lad_inane September 11 2005, 21:06:08 UTC
A midget once tried to kidnap Santa and take his place, but people saw through it, for he was a subordinate Claus.

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auggiewren September 11 2005, 22:11:22 UTC
A midget once tried to kidnap Santa and take his place, but people saw through it, for he was a subordinate Claus.

It might have been the Russian accent that betrayed the little man.
For in an instant, people could tell he was a "No Good-Nick".

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