AIDS Prevention Tips '05

[a_lad_inane]

1) Sex workers traditionally have a higher rate of infection, so approach them with caution. Wear rubber gloves when cutting the flesh, and keep your mouth closed to avoid swallowing gushes of arterial blood

Comments

[justgrey]

The voice of reason has spoken. I shall print this out and drop it on the masses of homeless disguised as phamplets filled with money.

[a_lad_inane]

The homeless often disguise themselves as pamphlets filled with money. Then, when they're certain they have you tricked, they burst out of their costume and hit you up for money.

[justgrey]

I tried to give the homeless guy on the corner one of the other homeless guys from across the street. He didn't want him because he was only costumed as a $1.

[a_lad_inane]

Here are my thoughts on the homeless: if they want my money, they have to earn it. If they want my dollar, they should learn how to don blackface and juggle rotten oranges.

[justgrey]

The guys I see every day are half-way there. They have black teeth and juggle cigarette butts with one toke left on 'em.

[a_lad_inane]

I miss the days when the homeless were charming and slung knapsacks tied to sticks across their backs. Maybe they'll start acting right again if we resume calling them hobos.

[justgrey]

They were only charming because they hopped the Midnight Train to Georgia and got out of our town.

[a_lad_inane]

To me, the homeless are like the train-traveling hobo from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

[justgrey]

And look how conveniently you segued us back to your original topic. You truly are the master... of your domain.

[a_lad_inane]

The original topic of my life is Pee Wee's Big Adventure. When I visited the Alamo for the first time, all I could think was, "Pee Wee stood at this very spot."