Windtalkers

[a_lad_inane]

INT. CAMP PENDLETON, CALIFORNIA - DAY

Comments

[gary_gygax]

Speaking as a man who revered Tonto as a boy, may I just say bravo.

[a_lad_inane]

It's every white child's dream to grow up and be a Native American stereotype.

[gary_gygax]

You might think I'm joking but I'm actually one-fourth Apache. It really comes out in my face and I really did look up to Tonto! It's not like there were a lot of Indian rolemodels!

[a_lad_inane]

Oh, come on now. You had the Land O' Lakes lady. Take pride in that.

[gary_gygax]

Doh, how could I forget my first girlfriend!

[a_lad_inane]

Before the Internet, I had to use my imagination; the Land O' Lakes lady, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth were godsends.

[gary_gygax]

Ah....an interracial breakfast platter. Yum!

[a_lad_inane]

I considered throwing in Little Debbie, but she's so used that she has cream in the middle.

[gary_gygax]

There are sites for that, you know.

[a_lad_inane]

iancstewart.

[gary_gygax]

STOP MAKING ME LOOK! EYES!!!!!

[a_lad_inane]

I have a great joke, but I can't post it here. Therefore, I'll just reference the "bunny with a pancake on its head" picture.

[gary_gygax]

I want a prescrption of whatever it is you take.

[a_lad_inane]

I inject myself with the ashes of Red Skelton.

[gary_gygax]

I could have got you Lou Abbott for half that price!

[a_lad_inane]

The Amos 'N Andy bag you gave me was cut with baby powder.

P.S. It's nice someone decided to talk to me this evening. :D Note to self: never mention Native Americans on your journal.