Goofy Movies: Jurassic Park (1993)

[a_lad_inane]

It's nearly impossible to write, direct, and produce a film without at least a handful of mistakes. Some films, however, contain way too many of these "goofs." From time to time, I'll spotlight such a film. Today's "Goofy Movie": winner of the "Golden Raspberry" award for most mistakes in a motion picture, Steven Spielberg's sci-fi/action thriller

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[mumchancegaloot]

"History of eunuchs" special, canceled.

[a_lad_inane]

Incidentally, my severed penis looks exactly like a human skull.

[mumchancegaloot]

Good god man, you ought think about severed penis reduction therepy (to reduce the number severed peni you have)

[a_lad_inane]

According to my parents, I was born with a genetic mutation. You see, ever so often, an infant is born with a penis and two testicles. To fit into mainstream society, the child needs to have the penis and testicles surgically removed.

[mumchancegaloot]

...dad?