Speech and Meme
The following Meme has given me deja vu and made me felt older than I was. Therefore, I hope to help spread and share with you all.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You've worn skorts and felt stylish. (It was my school uniform...)
You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club. (I confess. I read the show and the books.)
You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (It's always been worthwhile, but I undersood the difference and enjoyed them.)
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs. (I didn't, but my mommy did.)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (That was the only exiting thing to do on the computers, then. I had better computer games at home, though.)
You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten
You remember reading "Goosebumps." (They were the few books that I could read in a day at that time.)
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off."
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. (I liked the Snorks better... Wasn't there a little girl smurf with pigtails, though?)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (I confess! I had a Barney one.)
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. (I hated it when they got banned. >.<)
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... (I remembered my cousin doing that all the time...)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. (No, she's not! She's meant to be with the red or white ranger! >.<)
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!" (I remember Babs Bunny doing it. Does that count?)
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back. SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE He jumped so high high high, he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly. He jumped so low ow ow, he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow." (Damn that song... It's tattoed permanently in my brain now...)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare." I think I do...
You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" (I've watched that show! Not that I remember it... ^_^)
You played and or collected "Pogs"
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It (Skip it caused me pain and fun for the whole recess. And I used to be the black ranger...)
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles (I've watched them all. Personally, My Little Pony was the best of the three, but Pound Puppies beats them all.)
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (They annoyed me... But they were so cute! ^_^)
Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. (I had relatives that collected them.)
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. (Only my friends did that.)
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (;_; That pinball episode was so scary...)
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack. (I once pretended that Alex Mack could become lava. ^^ Although, Shelby Woo was also fun to be also.)
You know the Macarena by heart... (Dancing only. Does that count? I understand it...)
"Talk to the hand." (Cousins used to piss me off with this :( )
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world. (Poor Brain. ;_; Don't worry, I'm sure your Walmart scheme may work soon and very soon...)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" (This was my phrase. I was so obnoxious with this.)
Stupid Meme, making me feel old. >.< <3
Okay, for those who don't know, I'm in the Speech Team in my school. Okay, so I had three pages too much for a speech. I understood that I need to cut it, and I'm happy that my coach helped. Unfortunately, when she cut out a few things, something was lost. Now, I'm talking about the internet, but instead of the internet being an enemy that we can fix using our discretion, I'm talking about the internet being a villain that could only be stopped using things like laws. This seriously sucks. -_-
A few other facts I couldn't fix in my speech:
* MMORPG is NOT a multi-player role-playing game. It's a MASSIVELY multi player ONLINE role-playing game. I know that the judges don't care and that I might sound bad saying that whole thing, but it still upsets me, because I'm just not correct.
* It's NOT creepy for a people to mourn over a dead IRL person in the virtual cathedral. Unorthodox, yes, but some people are seriously upset when these things happen.
* Blogs are not as dangerous as I have made them. If I kept all the information I had, then the blog wouldn't seem like something that could kill you. Blogs will not kill people off the face of the Earth! >:(
* There is no Girl B. There is only the deceased Satomi Mitarai. Girl A is known as "Nevada-tan." To not call Satomi by her name is not, in all techniality, correct.
* I doubt Nevada-tan's fanbase is a cult. I don't want to say that in my speeh. Although, some might aruge otherwise, so it's up for debate.
*I have a hard time saying the world "lest" without thinking I'm saying it funny or sounding too old. I don't like it!
Either way, I'll be saying my utterly edited speech, hoping people could actually understanding what I say. Next time, I'll do a speech I won't have to cut. That way, my original point gets across. The good news is that I'll be going to a pie place. Mmm... pie...
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You've worn skorts and felt stylish. (It was my school uniform...)
You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club. (I confess. I read the show and the books.)
You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (It's always been worthwhile, but I undersood the difference and enjoyed them.)
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs. (I didn't, but my mommy did.)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (That was the only exiting thing to do on the computers, then. I had better computer games at home, though.)
You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten
You remember reading "Goosebumps." (They were the few books that I could read in a day at that time.)
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off."
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. (I liked the Snorks better... Wasn't there a little girl smurf with pigtails, though?)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (I confess! I had a Barney one.)
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. (I hated it when they got banned. >.<)
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... (I remembered my cousin doing that all the time...)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. (No, she's not! She's meant to be with the red or white ranger! >.<)
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!" (I remember Babs Bunny doing it. Does that count?)
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back. SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE He jumped so high high high, he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly. He jumped so low ow ow, he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow." (Damn that song... It's tattoed permanently in my brain now...)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare." I think I do...
You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" (I've watched that show! Not that I remember it... ^_^)
You played and or collected "Pogs"
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It (Skip it caused me pain and fun for the whole recess. And I used to be the black ranger...)
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles (I've watched them all. Personally, My Little Pony was the best of the three, but Pound Puppies beats them all.)
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (They annoyed me... But they were so cute! ^_^)
Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. (I had relatives that collected them.)
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. (Only my friends did that.)
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (;_; That pinball episode was so scary...)
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack. (I once pretended that Alex Mack could become lava. ^^ Although, Shelby Woo was also fun to be also.)
You know the Macarena by heart... (Dancing only. Does that count? I understand it...)
"Talk to the hand." (Cousins used to piss me off with this :( )
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world. (Poor Brain. ;_; Don't worry, I'm sure your Walmart scheme may work soon and very soon...)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" (This was my phrase. I was so obnoxious with this.)
Stupid Meme, making me feel old. >.< <3
Okay, for those who don't know, I'm in the Speech Team in my school. Okay, so I had three pages too much for a speech. I understood that I need to cut it, and I'm happy that my coach helped. Unfortunately, when she cut out a few things, something was lost. Now, I'm talking about the internet, but instead of the internet being an enemy that we can fix using our discretion, I'm talking about the internet being a villain that could only be stopped using things like laws. This seriously sucks. -_-
A few other facts I couldn't fix in my speech:
* MMORPG is NOT a multi-player role-playing game. It's a MASSIVELY multi player ONLINE role-playing game. I know that the judges don't care and that I might sound bad saying that whole thing, but it still upsets me, because I'm just not correct.
* It's NOT creepy for a people to mourn over a dead IRL person in the virtual cathedral. Unorthodox, yes, but some people are seriously upset when these things happen.
* Blogs are not as dangerous as I have made them. If I kept all the information I had, then the blog wouldn't seem like something that could kill you. Blogs will not kill people off the face of the Earth! >:(
* There is no Girl B. There is only the deceased Satomi Mitarai. Girl A is known as "Nevada-tan." To not call Satomi by her name is not, in all techniality, correct.
* I doubt Nevada-tan's fanbase is a cult. I don't want to say that in my speeh. Although, some might aruge otherwise, so it's up for debate.
*I have a hard time saying the world "lest" without thinking I'm saying it funny or sounding too old. I don't like it!
Either way, I'll be saying my utterly edited speech, hoping people could actually understanding what I say. Next time, I'll do a speech I won't have to cut. That way, my original point gets across. The good news is that I'll be going to a pie place. Mmm... pie...