best story ever
AK3303: tell me a story
AK3303: ... please...
Dramachick153: once upon a time, in far away land, there lived a beautiful princess
AK3303: what was her name
Dramachick153: nancy
AK3303: lol ok
AK3303: were did princess nancy live? ... amd was she nice?
Dramachick153: and princess nancy was kind and beloved by all the kingdom, except for a small faction of uncontented famers who blamed the royal family for the failure of their crops (which is reasonable since it was due to the evil king's land laws that the poor farmers were so restricted and impoverished)
AK3303: i see i see
Dramachick153: the evil king, by the way, is named gertrude, which accounts for his evilness, since it is rooted in the teasing and harrassment he endured as a child for having the name gertrude
AK3303: i can understand that
Dramachick153: anyways, i digress....princess nancy was taking her daily stroll through the wooded area just outside of the palace when she came upon a few men whose faces were masked
Dramachick153: the men kidnapped princess nancy and took her to a hut somewhere and tied her up...but they gave her three good meals a day and eventually began talking to her
Dramachick153: these men were, you guessed it, fundamentalists from the uncontent farming class
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: so with time nancy grew to form friendships with all of the farmers but one, a man named duane
AK3303: damn duane ... he's always been an ass hole
Dramachick153: for duane did not trust the fair princess and thought her kindness and overall good personality to be a facade to hide her true evilness and help her escape from the farmers, who were holding her for ransom until their demands were met by kind gertrude
AK3303: ... i thought gertrude was mean not kind
Dramachick153: king*
AK3303: oh
Dramachick153: unfortunately, king gertrude was using this event to garner support against the farmers and wage a war to eliminate them and steal their lands to build a new palace which would include a swimming pool, arcade, movie theatre, and (of course) a new state-of-the-art torture dungeon
AK3303: wow he is an all around bad guy
Dramachick153: yeah, pretty much
Dramachick153: so one day king gertrude held a rally, which inevitably pushed the villagers over the top and sent them with pitchforks and machine guns to hunt down the farmers and rescue princess nancy
Dramachick153: princess nancy, however, had grown quite sympathetic to the cause of the farmers and when the angry mob came she tried to quell their anger
Dramachick153: of course reasonableness did not prevail so the princess had to do a little ass kicking
Dramachick153: she didnt kill anyone though, which is good
AK3303: lol shes awsome
Dramachick153: unfortunately, king gertrude rode up just as princess nancy was beginning to talk some sense into the villagers and said that he would stop at nothing to take down the farmers
AK3303: oh no
Dramachick153: princess nancy replied "even kill me...for that is what you must do to get to them....i will not stand aside"
Dramachick153: in a fit of rage king gertrude screamed yes and called her a filthy traitor
AK3303: well at least he dident call her a filthy something else
Dramachick153: well this is a childrens story after all
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: anyway, gertrude then ordered his henchmen to attack the princess
AK3303: oh on
AK3303: *no
AK3303: what happened next
Dramachick153: only two attempted and they came off much the worse for it...she totally broke ones nose and two of his ribs and the other ended up needing five stiches across his cheek and had a broken leg...and all this in less than two minutes!!
AK3303: woo ... shes good
Dramachick153: none of the others would go near her after that
AK3303: smart men
Dramachick153: upon seeing this, duane is forced to re-evaluate his opinion of princess nancy and grudgingly admits his respect and admiration....he also thinks shes mighty hot
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: this makes king gertrude even angrier and he charges at the princess from behind
AK3303: that bastard
Dramachick153: she does not see his attack coming and would surely have been a goner had duane not jumped in front of her and taken a pitchfork to the shoulder
AK3303: oh no was he ok?
Dramachick153: princess nancy does not like this at all, since shes had a mjor crush on duane almost from the instant of her capture....needless to say, she goes after king gertrude, who starts to run away like a scared little rabbit from a hungry hunting dog
AK3303: thats what he gets
Dramachick153: she catches him and could very well have killed him....him begs her not to and she agrees on the condition that he give up the throne and spend the rest of his days as an unpaid farmhand
AK3303: ohh nice one
Dramachick153: he begs*
Dramachick153: so, having no other choice really, he accepts
Dramachick153: the newly appointed queen nancy then huries to see if her darling duane is badly hurt
Dramachick153: fortunately, it is only a flesh wound and will heal shortly
AK3303: yes ...!!!!
Dramachick153: in time for the royal wedding in fact
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: and from that day forward queen nancy and her husband duane (who declines use of a title) work to right the wrongs of kind gertrude and restore peace to the farmers
Dramachick153: and they all live happily ever after
AK3303: yayayayay you tell the best bedtime storys ever...
Dramachick153: except of course for king gertrude, who is miserable, despite the counseling provided for him
Dramachick153: the end
AK3303: ... please...
Dramachick153: once upon a time, in far away land, there lived a beautiful princess
AK3303: what was her name
Dramachick153: nancy
AK3303: lol ok
AK3303: were did princess nancy live? ... amd was she nice?
Dramachick153: and princess nancy was kind and beloved by all the kingdom, except for a small faction of uncontented famers who blamed the royal family for the failure of their crops (which is reasonable since it was due to the evil king's land laws that the poor farmers were so restricted and impoverished)
AK3303: i see i see
Dramachick153: the evil king, by the way, is named gertrude, which accounts for his evilness, since it is rooted in the teasing and harrassment he endured as a child for having the name gertrude
AK3303: i can understand that
Dramachick153: anyways, i digress....princess nancy was taking her daily stroll through the wooded area just outside of the palace when she came upon a few men whose faces were masked
Dramachick153: the men kidnapped princess nancy and took her to a hut somewhere and tied her up...but they gave her three good meals a day and eventually began talking to her
Dramachick153: these men were, you guessed it, fundamentalists from the uncontent farming class
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: so with time nancy grew to form friendships with all of the farmers but one, a man named duane
AK3303: damn duane ... he's always been an ass hole
Dramachick153: for duane did not trust the fair princess and thought her kindness and overall good personality to be a facade to hide her true evilness and help her escape from the farmers, who were holding her for ransom until their demands were met by kind gertrude
AK3303: ... i thought gertrude was mean not kind
Dramachick153: king*
AK3303: oh
Dramachick153: unfortunately, king gertrude was using this event to garner support against the farmers and wage a war to eliminate them and steal their lands to build a new palace which would include a swimming pool, arcade, movie theatre, and (of course) a new state-of-the-art torture dungeon
AK3303: wow he is an all around bad guy
Dramachick153: yeah, pretty much
Dramachick153: so one day king gertrude held a rally, which inevitably pushed the villagers over the top and sent them with pitchforks and machine guns to hunt down the farmers and rescue princess nancy
Dramachick153: princess nancy, however, had grown quite sympathetic to the cause of the farmers and when the angry mob came she tried to quell their anger
Dramachick153: of course reasonableness did not prevail so the princess had to do a little ass kicking
Dramachick153: she didnt kill anyone though, which is good
AK3303: lol shes awsome
Dramachick153: unfortunately, king gertrude rode up just as princess nancy was beginning to talk some sense into the villagers and said that he would stop at nothing to take down the farmers
AK3303: oh no
Dramachick153: princess nancy replied "even kill me...for that is what you must do to get to them....i will not stand aside"
Dramachick153: in a fit of rage king gertrude screamed yes and called her a filthy traitor
AK3303: well at least he dident call her a filthy something else
Dramachick153: well this is a childrens story after all
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: anyway, gertrude then ordered his henchmen to attack the princess
AK3303: oh on
AK3303: *no
AK3303: what happened next
Dramachick153: only two attempted and they came off much the worse for it...she totally broke ones nose and two of his ribs and the other ended up needing five stiches across his cheek and had a broken leg...and all this in less than two minutes!!
AK3303: woo ... shes good
Dramachick153: none of the others would go near her after that
AK3303: smart men
Dramachick153: upon seeing this, duane is forced to re-evaluate his opinion of princess nancy and grudgingly admits his respect and admiration....he also thinks shes mighty hot
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: this makes king gertrude even angrier and he charges at the princess from behind
AK3303: that bastard
Dramachick153: she does not see his attack coming and would surely have been a goner had duane not jumped in front of her and taken a pitchfork to the shoulder
AK3303: oh no was he ok?
Dramachick153: princess nancy does not like this at all, since shes had a mjor crush on duane almost from the instant of her capture....needless to say, she goes after king gertrude, who starts to run away like a scared little rabbit from a hungry hunting dog
AK3303: thats what he gets
Dramachick153: she catches him and could very well have killed him....him begs her not to and she agrees on the condition that he give up the throne and spend the rest of his days as an unpaid farmhand
AK3303: ohh nice one
Dramachick153: he begs*
Dramachick153: so, having no other choice really, he accepts
Dramachick153: the newly appointed queen nancy then huries to see if her darling duane is badly hurt
Dramachick153: fortunately, it is only a flesh wound and will heal shortly
AK3303: yes ...!!!!
Dramachick153: in time for the royal wedding in fact
AK3303: lol
Dramachick153: and from that day forward queen nancy and her husband duane (who declines use of a title) work to right the wrongs of kind gertrude and restore peace to the farmers
Dramachick153: and they all live happily ever after
AK3303: yayayayay you tell the best bedtime storys ever...
Dramachick153: except of course for king gertrude, who is miserable, despite the counseling provided for him
Dramachick153: the end