for your entertainment..

[a_hopeless_lush]

i think everyone should know that when eddie is older, his profession of choice is going to be a chef. yes yes thats right.. CHEF EDWARD, BITCHES. and he'll serve me chardonay and cavalier but i dont have to pay him bkus i have boobs, a portable strip pole, and a bunny suit.. and i put on QUITE a show. and instead of him saying "bam" like emeril.. he says BOOM and we boom all night long.. and in the morning.. he makes me breakfast. :-) wadda life. well thats all, its time for you to leave. kthanxBI.

comment within if you are interested in being a chef's assistant or interested in helping me out with my "show" ;-)