My new job is interesting.
So I work with a child molester now. Well, not exactly. It's way more awesomer than that. You know how sometimes a really hot young teacher will do inappropriate things with a male student? Yeah... nice.
She was hired just recently because she obviously lost her teaching job. But all she was convicted for was texting, or rather "sexting", with a male student who was 17 or something. But still, she's hot.
In a related story, Halloween is right around the effing corner. This place is big on dressing up, and I'll be expected to show up to work wearing something ridiculous. But what? I haven't had to commit to a costume in so many years. I have no idea what to be. It's harder for a guy, because we cant just be a "sexy- fillintheblank" like wiminz can. I feel obligated to be clever, in other words not some stupid, plastic, prefab costume from Spencers. I need ideas.
She was hired just recently because she obviously lost her teaching job. But all she was convicted for was texting, or rather "sexting", with a male student who was 17 or something. But still, she's hot.
In a related story, Halloween is right around the effing corner. This place is big on dressing up, and I'll be expected to show up to work wearing something ridiculous. But what? I haven't had to commit to a costume in so many years. I have no idea what to be. It's harder for a guy, because we cant just be a "sexy- fillintheblank" like wiminz can. I feel obligated to be clever, in other words not some stupid, plastic, prefab costume from Spencers. I need ideas.