For any of you that dont have myspace, heres the typical lifestyle.
Holy crap, I live life on the edge.
Its insane how much Ive dodged the bullet since being on myspace. Every day I am threatened that I will be killed, haunted, castrated or the inevitable "Haunted by someone killed in a freak castration accident". I cant sleep at night, because my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from the guy whos going with the kid whos aunt mysteriously dissapeared one night after buying some pork rinds. I live in fear that I am yet to relay that messege to 9.5 people in the next 2 minutes.
Lets dissect this for a second: These crazy supernatural forces of some girl who died years ago can detect when someone reads her life (and death) story? Crazy isnt it? Youd think the spirit would have something better to do than this. If I were dead like them Id do awesome crap, like steal cars and drive them off of bridges, its not like it would hurt.
And if thats not enough, word has it I will die the most lonely haunted castrated person ever, I will have no love, and no luck whatsoever. I think those 50 year old guys are really screwed, they probably dont need Cialis, I bet they didnt answer one of these letters, and such is the result.
At least some of you make them happy, thats nice. Id rather read about some kid who miraculously did something rather than about a boy who cheated on his girl, and the ghosts of the girl and her ferret haunt him at night and chew on his back hair.
So there we have it people, another great observation of the internet.
*-8-Earl wrote this about two hours before dying in a car crash-8-*
~If this freaked you out, dont send it to ANYONE, but If you realized it was a joke then dont send it.~
Its insane how much Ive dodged the bullet since being on myspace. Every day I am threatened that I will be killed, haunted, castrated or the inevitable "Haunted by someone killed in a freak castration accident". I cant sleep at night, because my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from the guy whos going with the kid whos aunt mysteriously dissapeared one night after buying some pork rinds. I live in fear that I am yet to relay that messege to 9.5 people in the next 2 minutes.
Lets dissect this for a second: These crazy supernatural forces of some girl who died years ago can detect when someone reads her life (and death) story? Crazy isnt it? Youd think the spirit would have something better to do than this. If I were dead like them Id do awesome crap, like steal cars and drive them off of bridges, its not like it would hurt.
And if thats not enough, word has it I will die the most lonely haunted castrated person ever, I will have no love, and no luck whatsoever. I think those 50 year old guys are really screwed, they probably dont need Cialis, I bet they didnt answer one of these letters, and such is the result.
At least some of you make them happy, thats nice. Id rather read about some kid who miraculously did something rather than about a boy who cheated on his girl, and the ghosts of the girl and her ferret haunt him at night and chew on his back hair.
So there we have it people, another great observation of the internet.
*-8-Earl wrote this about two hours before dying in a car crash-8-*
~If this freaked you out, dont send it to ANYONE, but If you realized it was a joke then dont send it.~