I know no one else will care but...

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On The Big Bang Theory, take Sheldon's speech about football and chicken-fried meat and substitute the word "Oklahoma" for the word "Texas", and it all works just as well.  Honest.  Even my husband says so.  *sigh*  I wish I could find a clip.  Seriously, perfect.

ETA:  And here it is -- the Sheldon part starts about 1:30 into it.

Also?  The new girlfriends on The Girls Next Door?  Just really not as fun to watch as the original Girls.  It's just not the same any more.