Behold:
Considering that phobos.illtel.denver.co.us is my own workstation (yes, there is still such a thing as a "workstation") that also acts as its own email server, and the only sysadmin on that box is me, scammers ended up impersonating myself when emailing me. And yes, they also spelled "server" as "sever", however the irony of this is not nearly as impressive.