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Dec 31, 2006 03:29

Attention, All Porcelain!

It is vital that you hear my final message to you before we carry out our last mission. Our centuries of perseverance have finally paid off, and the moment is finally here. Our vengeance will be had at last! Now, I tell each and every one of you, go now! Into the brisk, cemented skies! Fly with the importance of a tasty morsel! Swim with the questionable jingling of love! We will be victorious this day! Many of us may be lost, but it will be a small sacrifice for the good of all Porcelainkind!

Now, I entreat you, go to your battle stations! And fight for the eternal virtues of Gardening Tools, Sponges, Gymnasiums, Fantasy!
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