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OMG OMG OMG this is the most disgusting thing i have ever read! haha yet kind of funny....
*read at your own risk*
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for a_gnat:
Day #Who?What they got you1stpistonhoopssyphillis2ndlaffytaffy59A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window3rdrunning_studa full-body condom4thpelkaholic14a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE5thcarissa06A genital piercing6thcheesymackan inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times7thcheesymackan experimental vibrator8ththeirishburritoa box of 'wacky' cuban cigars9thh0stageinpurplea visitor from an escort service10thrunning_studa gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline11thpelkaholic14a dusty bottle of absinthe12thpitchin_freak8A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friendsTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
*read at your own risk*
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for a_gnat:
Day #Who?What they got you1stpistonhoopssyphillis2ndlaffytaffy59A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window3rdrunning_studa full-body condom4thpelkaholic14a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE5thcarissa06A genital piercing6thcheesymackan inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times7thcheesymackan experimental vibrator8ththeirishburritoa box of 'wacky' cuban cigars9thh0stageinpurplea visitor from an escort service10thrunning_studa gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline11thpelkaholic14a dusty bottle of absinthe12thpitchin_freak8A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friendsTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )