Jun 01, 2010 22:04
...I think some of those pirates stole my shoes. I can't find a pair of golden sandal flats in my closet. If anyone has seen those, or a silver lorgnette, please return them to me.
...Or I suppose one could go above and beyond and find a newer version of them and gift them to me. I'll even offer a reward of the finder's choosing.
no fun at all