Royal Tea
It is a little late, I'll give you.
However here is the rather marvellous thing given to me on the day of the marriage of Prince William and Caterine Middleton.
Tea bags, each with the head of one of the Royal family on it. "Royal tea". Geddit?
Yes, yes very good.
Someone is patting themselves on the back though. I'm not sure that even Fortnum and Mason, the Queen's own grocers, charge £10 for 5 tea bags, even though 1000s of tourists flock there to buy them every day. Although those do have a Royal Warrant on them.
So next time someone asks for the head of the Queen on a platter, just make them a lovely cuppa and they'll be more than satisfied.
