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Sep 18, 2007 06:17

Character: Kakimoto Chikusa
Series: Katekyoy Hitman Reborn!
Character Age: second year of Jr. High
Canon: Sawada Tsunayoshi is no normal Junior High school kid. He's weak, cowardly, and isn't particularly good at anything. It wasn't as though he was happy with it, but he wasn't unhappy with it either. It was just a fact of life he had to deal with. Enter Reborn, the home tutor his mom hires for him. Reborn is no ordinary tutor, no, he was a top hitman (despite only being an infant) and he was here to teach Tsuna how to be a mafia boss. The 10th Boss of the Vongola famiy, to be exact. Unsurprisingly, Tsuna wasn't exactly jumping for joy when he heard, but due to circumstances that spun out of his control, he gathered his family about him ("They're just my friends!") as mafia bosses tend to do. However, he's also become a target because of his new position as the Tenth.

The Kokuyou Junior High Gang is one such group that targets Tsuna. Led by the couch rapist with a spinny eye, Rokudo Mukuro, the Gang attacks the strongest people at Tsuna's school in an effort to flush him out. It works. Mukuro's left and right hand men are Joushima Ken and Kakimoto Chikusa, both of whom are loyal to a fault. Of the two, Chikusa is the calmer. He's smart, knowledgeable, and rarely, if ever, loses his temper. He sees most things as 'troublesome' and prefers not to do more than necessary if possible. He's a very talented fighter and doesn't hesitate to hurt or kill, having a silent but strong desire to fight.

Sample Post:
'Camp Fuck You Die' is it? It doesn't look so scary to me, certainly not deserving of a name meant to frighten visitors. 'Fuck You, Die' indeed. It's just miles of swampland, no threats, no dangers, no reason why anyone should--Hn. That's something I haven't seen before.

A zombie from an old-fashioned horror movie? How amateur. Anyone with a basic knowledge of the human body knows a rotting body cannot walk. It's physically impossible, as muscles need to contract in order for movement, arteries and veins need to carry oxygen to and from the muscles in order to cause the aforementioned contraction, and a heart is necessary to pump the blood around the body. It is missing significant sections of its limbs and have a hollow chest cavity, yet is still managing motor functions without having the ligaments and tendons necessary to move bones and muscle.

Six of the eight bones that form its neurocranium are missing, exposing the contents, and if the little animals I can see crawling about inside the cranial vault are any indication, they have been gone for a long time. The brain should become incapable of function a long while ago, especially as it appears there are mealworms feeding off its gray matter. Seeing as it is apparently aware of its surroundings, capable of controlling limbs, awkward as its movements are, and vibrating vocal cords to create those senseless sounds, I have come to one conclusion. It clearly does not exist. An elaborate illusion, no doubt, created and designed to scare simplistic little children who know no better. Pathetic.

Hmm? An attempt to attack me will not elicit any type of fear in me. I'm not one to scream and run away--!!! Tch. Not an illusion, then? Or at least one that is quite powerful. How troublesome. I'm not interested in wasting my time and energy fighting something that shouldn't exist. Are you still going to try to fight me? I won't hold back, you know. Even if you've found a way to move despite the laws of physics, I promise you won't be able to do anything if your body parts are scattered over the ground. I'll break you to bits.

Come on, then. I want to finish this quickly. It's hot and I do not like to sweat.

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